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By Annoyed - 27/04/2025 00:00 - Canada

Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML

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Sunday 27 April 2025 14:41

you need to forget about this friend. zero social graces. who the heck gets invited to dinner and then brings their whole family unannounced? talk about a thick head.

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Sunday 27 April 2025 19:40

What do paper plates have to do with his lack of manners?

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d j mom 9

Sunday 27 April 2025 14:41

you need to forget about this friend. zero social graces. who the heck gets invited to dinner and then brings their whole family unannounced? talk about a thick head.

DLBL 20

Sunday 27 April 2025 19:40

What do paper plates have to do with his lack of manners?

DLBL 20

Friday 19 December 2025 0:42

I would have clapped my hands together and said, "SO! Where are WE ALL going for dinner?" What a jerk; I agree with dumping him as a friend and acquaintance. It's as if he wanted to humiliate you somehow.