Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
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Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurts to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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zafuckbat 3
messed up stuff ... sorry to hear that, sexyredhead.
deafeningsilence 8
And you had to read it out loud? Sucks. FYL.
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Comments (60)
briskyourself94 3
what's so wrong with dating a red head
hcovballer247 0
ohhhhh wow that honestly sucks
miss_mojo 2
i just mentioned to my boyfriend today how messed up it would be if someone broke up with their bf/gf on valentines day. haha. im sorry. :(
nene_says 0
Wow thas embarassing. Sorry.
dontworry101 0
I would go stick the rose in his butt! And say no...i am breaking up with you!
OliviaNicole 5
I've totally had to do this before. I feel your pain, OP..
cwatl 0
what a dbag. hope u don't get too upset about it. his day will come
whatismissing 8
FYL OP, very childish and pathetic of your ex-bf. Unbelievable, was he taking revenge or something? or is he a total looser?
whatismissing 8
Is he taking revenge or something? Or is he really a childish pathetic looser?
iSolDyourSouL 0
If I were you, I'd have left out the breaking up part. I mean, c'mon... you could have avoided completely embarrassing yourself in front of your whole class. Oh, and STFU Grammar Nazi's.