Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
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Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML
Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurts to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
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Top comments
zafuckbat 3
messed up stuff ... sorry to hear that, sexyredhead.
deafeningsilence 8
And you had to read it out loud? Sucks. FYL.
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Comments (60)
Melace83 0
don't you mean it was from your ex- boyfriend?
Anteezy 7
You could have made something up instead of actually reading what was on the card.
Lehk 9
just think about the huge settlement check you are going to get for the teacher's unwarranted and emotionally distressing invasion of privacy.
lexi365 20
Win!!!
TenderWhispers 0
move on
sk8erd 15
well least it wasnt thru Text :P Happy Valentines day!
sweet_candy_ 17
I think text would have been much better.
jess6blondie9 3
I agree 21.
ClaudiaTextsAlot 0
YDI for dating a douchebag.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Your ex-boyfriend is an ass. You deserve someone better. Personally, I don't think a "grieving period" is even needed-- move on!
nruddle5 2
is that different than a regular period?
CovertMilitance 0
At least you got a rose
hisnumber1grl 0
are u frm robertsdale al cause tht happened to someone at my school fyl srry
Kelita 0
I'm sorry that happened to u but she didn't put a gun to ur head to read it so it was mainly ur fault. You had a choice to say no cause the card was sent to YOU.