Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper...

By Username - 23/12/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

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Rock n roll

By sadie - 15/05/2024 03:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today. I realized my dad is a little bit too rock n roll when he got into a pushing and shoving match with a married couple, who was making comments about how my dad’s leather jacket and ripped jeans weren’t “appropriate.” To be fair, they started it, but this was a parent night at a high school. FML

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Cart Narcs will get ya!

By May - 10/01/2021 20:01

Today, my dad forced me to leave my empty shopping cart in the middle of a store, rather than return it to the corral. My dad’s word is law, and all I can think about is how much of an asshole I am. FML

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Cashback

By elle_hamilton - 25/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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J'accuse !

By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 21:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

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Sopa2010 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 19:06

His chest must be scary

DahkLohd 4

Thursday 23 December 2010 19:06

Badass dad you've got there.

Comments

djmigues 7

Thursday 23 December 2010 19:41

He was just trying to say it with his chest.

iliketurdles 7

Thursday 23 December 2010 22:38

KEVIN HART FTW :D...

brootalxkeni 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 19:46

maybe he's like Gibby from iCarly ahahahaha

BellaGoBoom 6

Thursday 23 December 2010 19:54

Giggity.

Brittany0989 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 19:55

Sounds like that guy from the Greatest Freak Outs Ever haha.

iSolDyourSouL 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 19:59

OP's dad: don't quit your dayjob. OP: disown him.

o76923 8

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:00

His role models in the WWE all get half naked before fights. I'm sure he was just waiting for an announcer, pyrotechnics, and his theme song to start.

lonerrrrr 0

Friday 24 December 2010 11:46

lolololol

DanielleSaysHell 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:10

Is he a monkey, or George of the Jungle? As far as I know thoes are the only things that rip off shirts. ;D

Bosia 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:11

Maybe it was because he was in an adult video store, and they didn't have "Thirsty Black Sl*ts" in stock for him. That would have made me mad, too. Oh, I'm just kidding. Let's just hope your Dad didn't have moobs.