htothecr
United States
Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
CH
United States
Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML
Michelle
New Zealand
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
a genius
United States
This is lit
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonyme
Ivry-sur-seine, France
Get back here
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Holy smokes
Today, I’m down to my last, partially snapped cigarette. I carefully taped it back together, enough for at least half a smoke. I then snapped it completely while opening the door to go outside and smoke it. FML
AintEasyBeinWheezy
United States
NOT NOW!
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
david
United States
Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
ID10t
United States
Smoking is bad
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0
why would you eat candy and smoke at the same time? doesn't the taste of the cigarette kind of overpower the taste of the candy?
Sessee 4
YDI for smoking.
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Hanez10 0
Wow this just proves that you lose a crapload of brain cells when you smoke. YDI for being an addict
gummibehrs 4
This is another reason why people shouldn't smoke. You know, on top of the yellow teeth, yellow fingernails, nasty breath, no one wanting to be around you, potential lung cancer, and just the general repulsiveness of smoking.
XxHU4LxX 0
#199-What have you been smoking? 'Cuz cigarettes don't do SHIT to your brain cells, dumbass. Smoking doesn't hurt anyone except the one smoking, unless they're gonna be stupid and smoke around lots people to breathe in the second hand smoke, but other than, who cares if someone smokes? They wanna ruin their health, that's their choice, you can't say she deserved it for smoking. **** your life.
scrubsfan99 0
Guess who's getting tired of question endings?
Anteezy 7
And they're not even supposed to end with a question mark >.< I'm getting sick of 'em too. You just say "guess what." Not "guess whaaat?" you know when your voice goes up like it's a question. -.-
GeekyPenguin 0
x - x Ouch.
5oforlife 0
@18 lol is this mattiscool4 on AIM? but yeah, for some it calms their nerves.
stewpididiot 11
and I'll bet you still smoke. dumbass.
zssillybilly 0
YDI for smoking
DrMonstar 0
I guess the lollipop! :D
GabbanaGirl 0
**** you for smoking! you know that can KILL you?!