Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML
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Top comments
PhillyFox 0
There's something that you convieniently left out here. Why are you getting evicted? YDI if there's a valid reason. Sorry but "I helped her with her groceries" won't work if you haven't paid your rent in three months.
Poke_my_mon 0
You should have slept with her.
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Comments (55)
twiggly 0
You guys all have issues, really. 1) It doesn't need to be a court order to be evicted from a sub-let. The eviction notice just needs to be clear and give the legal amount of time to get out. 2) You don't always get evicted because you didn't pay your rent. She may have contracted the sub-let out to someone else for a time period in the near future. She also could have decided to stop renting out whatever it is he was renting. 3)Stop making assumptions, it makes you sound retarded. (See #2)
mirage24_fml 0
So you expect to get a pass on a month's rent, which she depends upon for her living, because you lifted a couple of bags?
FarSide 23
You should have pushed the wrinkled old bitch down.
Erindub 0
You don't just get evicted for non-payment. What'd you do to deserve the evictiob dude?
whiteblackman 0
ydi, pay ur god dam rent.
KooKs_14 0
Haha. Did you run away with her groceries? I would've. Mwahaha.
jimmydadean 0
Somebodies grandchildren never call crazy granny Georgine.
SandGLove 0
U shoulda butt kissed a lot more
nterry21 0
wait.. so you could afford to pay for internet to complain about not being able to pay rent?.. you sound like a real winner chief!
crossel 1
maybe you should get a job