Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML
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Top comments
PhillyFox 0
There's something that you convieniently left out here. Why are you getting evicted? YDI if there's a valid reason. Sorry but "I helped her with her groceries" won't work if you haven't paid your rent in three months.
Poke_my_mon 0
You should have slept with her.
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Comments (55)
GrammarFailure 0
YDI for not paying. She got you good though.
substantialHack 0
Take all the groceries back to her car
blackwidowtaco 31
Although I agree that op she have not allowed their rent payments to go deterred like they did, I still think she could have picked a better time to bring it to their attention, rather than after they do a good deed for her.
admiralawsome5 2
you should have took the bags walk outside put them in her car and walked away
kenleybunch 15
Old people give no *****, man.
Drosophila82 18
Business is business