Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
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Seegtease 0
Tell her fiance.
ohhboyy 0
u should have shouted "HONEY I'M HOME!"
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Comments (161)
latuka 0
@111, #2 didn't know what "in her" meant and so he compared the situation to some episode on spongbob squarepants where one of the characters shrunk and walked inside another character. but no one got that he didn't know what "in her" meant so it just sounded retarded. later he commented again as #16.
Odile13 0
Oh my god you were still inside her??? that is CRAZY! I agree it would have been awesome if you could have said something so the fiance would know you were there but I guess you get leeway for shock value...
youhavenoidea 0
lmfaooo you should gotten her pregnant and then donkey punched her and taken the fone and told her fiance that his future wifes a *****
youhavenoidea 0
...wowwwwww
shagidelic 0
this is not ****** at all but completely awesome!
Superman8_fml 0
#92 you have some unresolved personal issues...also please don't rape anyone
YourLifeDoeSuck 0
haha you shoulda tried to cum inside her and got her preggo..then left it up to the other dude
omgnooo 0
i would have pulled her hair and told her it's rude to answer the phone during sex
urlifesuxdix 0
you are clearly shite in bed if the girl you are screwing answered the phone while you were still trying to shag her. Loser
f0rged 0
Why is everyone suggest he get her pregnant and risk a child? Doing that is the WORST thing he could do not just for her, but himself and the kid...