Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML
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Seegtease 0
Tell her fiance.
ohhboyy 0
u should have shouted "HONEY I'M HOME!"
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Comments (161)
bluemoonyumyum 0
at least you know that youre better in bed than her fiance
casmith07 0
I've done it before, found out about a fiance after the fact though. Chalk it up to a learning experience: don't suck so bad that she answers the phone.
JHUGO20 0
this totally happend to me, big fight, got my ass kicked and she left, haha,
gorgeous_vampire 0
what a ******* bitch, i hope you dumped her sorry ass?????
urluvlifesux 0
you should tell the guy if you can, i would never want to marry someone who cheated on me for months.
cubanbaby 0
what a ***** ....why she would that to u?it's been 9 months not 1 day.sorry bro,and good luck
jsmith1199 4
I agree with #130.. the first thing you should do is call that guy The second thing you should do is punch her in the face. I hope these comments get deactivated soon cause I really hate the girl you're talking about and I might just start freaking out if I dont get off this site
nilofc 0
Having sex outside the bounds of marriage is sinful....you should know that.
willin2takeudown 0
You should've gathered all of the strength you could muster, shove yourself deep into her, and made her scream right then and right there into the phone
ftsk_fan_12 0
wait never mind, i just saw the comment that said it haha