Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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tilly_llama 11
I am genuinely sorry.
Welshite 40
You two need to talk things out. There's obviously room for improvement on both your parts. Communication is key.
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Comments (101)
kder0aeon 9
lol at this but sorry man.
miss_mercy 15
OP is female.
worldclassrager 41
Well not intense for her...ask for pointers...she'll understand...or she was joking...
EvilLittleMan 23
Instant boner killer !
ElricMustang 23
If that were the case, OP and her girlfriend would have A LOT more they needed to talk about
shelglo 5
OP isn't a man based on the gender symbol people. I'd tell you if it's not intense anymore go buy some new toys & learn some tongue exercises!
skipper2009 18
If all women were that honest...
Turbo_Turtle 14
Stop. She may not be in the mood.
kdua114 2
Damn, something is wrong with you hahaha
amyfox1718 12
Maybe put her on top. That'll teach her ;)
KittenSandwich 9
I'm sorry OP sounds like you and her need to have a talk or find someone who will appreciate your effort.
Looneytune31 4
Who says that