Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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tilly_llama 11
I am genuinely sorry.
Welshite 40
You two need to talk things out. There's obviously room for improvement on both your parts. Communication is key.
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Comments (101)
SuperStormCindy 8
Hahahaha! Guess you suck in bed, then. I feel sorry for your girl.
Vegeto30294 19
Because you know, the girl couldn't do anything about it or something.
jamal0000007 4
Ahahahaha
rockhead1270 5
Put it in the other hole
annihil8or 15
Bang her so hard that she has a limp and then play the song 'Walk It Out'.
oderpface 2
You just got rejected basically
B0n351337loser 7
Either you are not that good on bed or she is a ***** :/
forever1017 3
Sorry to say, but your girlfriend is probably beat...
Chaosshadowzero 15
What a bitch!
sexstorys 8
U must suck at sex
ACC7Perkele 13
That's some self esteem crushed!