Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
Today, as I was trying to have some “self pleasure” time, my cat, WHO NEVER CUDDLES WITH ME, decides to come up and sit on my thigh. FML
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Top comments
yeyeboys 20
I guess your boyfriend was getting two ******* at once.
AFaye3964 17
Maybe you should keep the door shut so your cat cant get in
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Comments (77)
gracehi 31
Close the door?
PenguinBitch 43
Cat: Look who's in submission now. >:K)
EpicFrog 10
I read that in the voice of "Who's the bitch now!"... New Guy I think?
CuriousYel1ow 13
He's obviously jealous and trying to imagine himself in your place.
j_cat187 19
himself? meh, who am I to judge?
icekitten14 12
Hiss at the cat. Maybe add some growling.
dammityou 10
that would escalate the situation to a whole new level of awkward
amrose1318 10
I just tried imagining that. lol. Op's boyfriend with a cat on his back and op hissing at the cat while he is in her.
dammityou 10
ssssssshut the **** up, don't want anyone trying to make a **** like that, I don't think this world needs one more over the top weird shit
rambleramble3 11
Rule 34!
Bragi 12
Again? In the immortal words of Dan Savage "How'd that happen?"
3molliver3 16
Doesn't matter had sex
Aero_x 21
switch to cowgirl? yee haw ;)
diving_fml 30
try explaining the scratches on his back after sex... .
Gabilliam 19
Ah felines...I've been told that my cat does that to my parents...
elcee1987 18
That sounds like a horribly awkward conversation to have
Gabilliam 19
Not particularly...I'm used to it.
prettyinpinkxoxo 9
Don't make eye contact ! It'll be even more awkward !