Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
Today, as I was trying to have some “self pleasure” time, my cat, WHO NEVER CUDDLES WITH ME, decides to come up and sit on my thigh. FML
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Top comments
yeyeboys 20
I guess your boyfriend was getting two ******* at once.
AFaye3964 17
Maybe you should keep the door shut so your cat cant get in
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Comments (77)
RBW_Slave 9
Definitely time for new positions! ;) Or close the door to your bedroom, your choice, really.
celinadepp 21
What a strange cat. xD
IndefiniteBeauty 17
Then stop having sex with the cat in the room or close the door so it can't come in
JoSmokes 10
My cat sits in the corner and watches. It's the only time she sits right in the corner like that. It's weird. Also at least your cat didn't use anyone's junk as a playtoy. I've heard of that happening too :P
dammityou 10
two and a quartersome?
TheSwegMaster69 11
This FML is basically a "pussy joke" magnet.
KataraSong 3
Please animate this one!!
vikky538 28
the nymphomaniac cat...
Azellia 15
I know that sucks but it is kind of funny.
kyu_Q 19
Maybe the cat likes your facial expressions