By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 23:02 - United States - Rocky Point

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML
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ClassyCommando 13

It's an asshole, what the **** does he expect it to look like? If he cares that much about bleaching assholes, he should bleach himself for being one.

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WrongRomance 11

Ask him if you can try it on him first. What an idiot. I wouldn't be surprised if he expected you to wax while he runs around as hairy as Tarzan. People these days are so fascinated with not looking like humans. He needs to pick somewhere else to stare at, or try a different position if he's so offended. Or come to the realization that bleaching your butthole would be like bleaching your nipples- unnatural looking, and I would imagine damaging.

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sharksfan48 13

I'm pretty sure an asshole isn't supposed to be bleached...

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SApprentice 34

He's an asshole, and an idiot. Please don't bleach your anus. It causes a lot of health problems, and is completely unnecessary. You need to have a serious conversation with him. Point out how superficial it is of him to want you to look like a pornstar, and show him evidence as to the damage it causes. If he still persists in being a prick, be done with him. It's wrong of him to say those things to you, especially in that way and during sex.

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Ameel_fml 19

This kinda reminds me of a documentary I saw a while ago about how common it is becoming for women to go to plastic surgeons to have their labia made smaller (or completely removed) in order to look more like **** stars. I can understand why someone would want such surgery if their labia was deformed or something, but wanting to look like a **** star (who's genitals are usually photoshopped anyway) is such a ridiculous reason to go under the knife. The idea of having someone cutting at my lady-parts with a scalpel is something that, quite frankly, horrifies me.

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selahsmithereens 1

I agree! Some women do have elongated vaginal lips, which become physically painful to try to wear clothes over. This would be a cause for surgery, but to make your ****** look lipless reminds me of genital mutilation in Muslim countries, which I think is disturbing to look at and would never want to look like. Also, biologically the lips and hair are there to keep nasty bacteria and other substances out! Trimming hair is fine but mutilating your body is idiotic. What I find funny is that there are no hoards of men going out to get their scrotums tightened on one side if one ******** hangs lower than the other. I think the ideal of a tiny, bleached genital area is almost pedophilic in nature.

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WrongRomance 11

I had a skin biopsy done where they cut a piece of tissue the size of a pencil eraser from my vulva to test for Lichen Planus, and that took perhaps a week to heal. It's difficult for the newly formed scab/skin to keep from getting irritated, or pulled off. It wasn't the best place to have that done, they even gave me a shot to numb it in the same location. I couldn't imagine having them cut there under my own (or husband's) will.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

The lips and hair are there to keep bacteria and other substances out, this is true. However the need for the hair dropped to nearly zero upon the invention of clothing, which keeps stuff from getting to that area. Now obviously if you spend a lot of time in skirts going commando you may wish to consider keeping more of the hair around for simple health reasons. Otherwise the only problem with shaving/waxing that area is the act of shaving/waxing that area because of the irritation it causes.

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IworkAt711 14

Tell him to go bleach himself since he's an asshole.

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sikkpsychodoll 3

I would have said some thing hurtful back.. Like "babe you really need a penis pump"

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kyat288 9

Umm, it's an asshole. Shit comes out of it, it's not ment to look nice...

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Gwyddone 29

Oh. Someone's a **** addict... don't do that, OP. And FYL, really.

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Kaleigh090 11

You should suggest that he shave his balls with a cheese grater. I presume it would have about the same level of success.

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ClassyCommando 13

Sex at night, of all times! You crazy kids...you'll be drinking responsibly next.

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zandalee 19

That is so disrespectful of him to say that. Does he think you are a plastic doll? Personally I don't think I could ever be comfortable making love with someone after they said something this stupid and superficial... I would probably rethink my relationship.

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