By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
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llamafish 25

I hope you used protection. Wouldn't want to get hearing AIDS ;)

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ProhibitionRose 14

Eesh not once on my husbands last deployment did he act like that. Maybe get him a fleshlight so things are even? Call it a peace offering. :)

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eman1972 4

Good for you, stay true.

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thecovert 7

LOL! Sounds like it is probably more mature too.

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kimby618 0

Lol that's exactly how my boyfriend is!

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linkinpark98 23

Wow... He needs to grow up. Really? Being jealous of a piece of vibrating plastic?

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gottageek 17

Maybe he should have manned up and headed over so the vibrator wouldn't be a threat or whatever.

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nachito8792 5

What a lil loser

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claudzzzz 5

hahahaha. does he realize what hes jealous of?

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lostfaithinpppl 19

OP, your boyfriend sounds very immature.

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