Phoney sex

By Anonymous - 09/03/2020 08:00

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Today, after having some great, intimate phone sex with my boyfriend, he immediately said, "Well, gotta go," and hung up. Thanks for making me feel like some sort of phone-hooker, dude. FML
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Either, something “came up” that he needed to take care of, or the phone sex was that good and he needed to clean up.

Oh my God, did he have to stay and phone-cuddle?

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Perhaps he suddenly needed to do something?

Either, something “came up” that he needed to take care of, or the phone sex was that good and he needed to clean up.

Clean up ... and take a nap. :)

Oh my God, did he have to stay and phone-cuddle?

Wham, slam, thank you ma’am

It’s the post-nut clarity