By Anonymous - 9/3/2020 08:00

Phoney sex

Today, after having some great, intimate phone sex with my boyfriend, he immediately said, "Well, gotta go," and hung up. Thanks for making me feel like some sort of phone-hooker, dude. FML

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By RichardPencil | 28

#7888401 - Monday 9 March 2020 17:42

Oh my God, did he have to stay and phone-cuddle?

By Dale Gulley | 8

#7888350 - Monday 9 March 2020 12:34

Either, something “came up” that he needed to take care of, or the phone sex was that good and he needed to clean up.

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By Mathalamus | 23

#7888314 - Monday 9 March 2020 9:47

Perhaps he suddenly needed to do something?

By tabby cat tidbit | 5

#7888339 - Monday 9 March 2020 12:02

man obviously doesn't consider your feelings. get out while you can.

By Dale Gulley | 8

#7888350 - Monday 9 March 2020 12:34

Either, something “came up” that he needed to take care of, or the phone sex was that good and he needed to clean up.

krray | 6

#7888652 - Tuesday 10 March 2020 18:35

Clean up ... and take a nap. :)

By RichardPencil | 28

#7888401 - Monday 9 March 2020 17:42

Oh my God, did he have to stay and phone-cuddle?

By pjsr | 31

#7888458 - Monday 9 March 2020 22:27

Wham, slam, thank you ma’am

By lifeis4me | 16

#7888505 - Tuesday 10 March 2020 5:36

It’s the post-nut clarity