Intimacy: Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying...

By BARF - 27/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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By awkwardgayboi - 11/03/2009 18:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

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By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

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By NotSoSexy - 26/11/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML

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By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

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By Egyptian ToyBoy - 17/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By ohdeardarling - 14/06/2009 13:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else had left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:34

YDI for not knowing your limits

lyndis_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:36

You must give terrible blow jobs if you can't even stick a whole finger in your mouth without vomiting.

Comments

fallingforever_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 8:20

#128 FTW . if he did that would be a fail . he obviously got horny off of 2 girls 1 cup xD

Puolukka 4

Tuesday 28 April 2009 8:56

Oh my gosh people give her a break... I start gagging and once started throwing up when my doctor put that stick thing in my mouth to push down my tongue and look in my throat...I do however not have any problems giving my man a *******...we're also in a long distance relationship for the next 5 months and he also does get turned on by me sucking on my finger because he likes to imagine that I'm sucking on him... I don't have to stick my fingers in my throat to start gagging...it already happens when I touch the very back of my tongue...and I absolutely hate throwing up, to me it's the most disgusting thing in the world...I can see blood all day long...but throw-up eeeeeewwwwwww................

roflstephh 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:06

LOL @ #15. ydi though. cyber is a dumb idea all together.

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:23

maybe he gets turned on at seeing that. 2g1c..

eliz3 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:32

I'm sure he'd rather it were your finger than his dick?

CaptainJellyBean 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:48

FYL for having cybersex. Lame.

Go_Home 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:23

HAHAHHAHA.

dol567 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:00

I have had an eating disorder (not bulimia because I didn't do it often enough) and I'm used to forcing myself to throw up...and I've heard of people that just can't do it. And you have to try. So no, I don't think that just sticking your finger in your mouth (or even a little down your throat...but wth would you do that??) would cause you to throw up. I call fake.