Intimacy: Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having...

By BrittUnicorn - 06/07/2015 15:14 - United States - Morristown

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

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By Hopeless - 04/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML

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By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Mike - 19/10/2021 14:01

Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML

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By mylifesucks22 - 29/12/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML

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Understandable

By Anonymous - 28/05/2018 15:00

Today, I found out that the dream in which I drunkenly phoned my boss and called him a "fat useless piece of shit" actually did happen. I woke up to 10 missed calls and 5 angry texts stating I was fired. FML

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Failure on every level

By Jason - 07/12/2022 06:00

Today, I had a beautiful dream. I dreamed that I somehow got into Stanford University, but in class I couldn't keep up with them. In reality, I'm terrible at school. FML

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By slickrick22 - 27/02/2012 02:43 - United States

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 22:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

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You deserved it 3 794

Leave me alone

By Anonymous - 19/11/2021 10:59

Today, I was taking phone calls. In my dreams. That's just how horrible my job is. FML

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Alexa, play "Mind Games" by John Lennon

By Sleepy - 22/11/2023 07:30 - New Zealand

Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML

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kaylizs 20

Monday 6 July 2015 19:23

Any dream about Chris Pratt is a wet dream.

jet223 20

Monday 6 July 2015 19:27

Well it depends on what you were sucking on. It could have still been a sexy dream.

Comments

iPixelCheese 19

Monday 6 July 2015 19:37

At least it's not really happening, because being told you suck, sucks

FitFriday 32

Tuesday 7 July 2015 9:26

Being told you suck by Chris Pratt still sounds pretty good

alvarny 17

Monday 6 July 2015 19:41

Did you set the dinosaurs loose?

KappaHD 9

Monday 6 July 2015 19:44

OP are you good at work, Or is Chris Pratt right?

simply_meeeee 26

Monday 6 July 2015 19:44

Any dream with Chris Pratt in it is a sexy dream

pheizer01 10

Monday 6 July 2015 19:45

Still awesome

ilovewhatthecut_fml 12

Monday 6 July 2015 19:48

Too much pressure...

maemismile 22

Monday 6 July 2015 19:49

I wish I had a dream with Chris Pratt...

tormcn 26

Monday 6 July 2015 19:49

I read Chris Pine.

uglytwin 15

Monday 6 July 2015 19:54

After reading the first sentence I knew this would be going downhill.

joshi42 16

Monday 6 July 2015 19:56

It was not "You suck!". It was " You! Suck."

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