By radicaloser - 25/03/2011 08:50 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML
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minagiv 11

OMG, it's all of A sudden, not all of THE sudden!!! ELEMENTARY GRAMMAR!!!! #PetPeeve Sorry. He's a creeper. Get rid of him.

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BUFFAL0H 0

dude... chill. who cares if they spelt it wrong?

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DocBastard 38

People who respect the English language care about it, that's who. If you don't care, then feel free to type and sound like an idiot like a lot of the commenters here.

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InASortOfRunicRh 0

That's one of my pet peeves too. That, 'suppose to' and 'use to' are the worst! :D

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BUFFAL0H 0

who gives a **** this isnt school. stop making a big deal of everything

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jewels1877 0

Yum. Nose blood. Just give it to Edward Cullen. He's such a pansy, I'm sure he'll enjoy human blood from a guy.

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shift_love 13

omg shut up with the twilight references

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zendaddy0 0

lol he's so in the closet he's in nardia

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enonymous 8

Where's the vial of your blood in return? In some 3rd world countries this means you're married! time to update the facebook status!

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radicaloser 6

Awuh well you know, I was honestly thinking about giving him a vial in return.. But I can't cut myself anywhere on my body, and well, slicing my nose with a razor just doesn't sound too appetizing to me, if you can imagine.

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Quasar55_fml 18

Plus, as far as I know, the US are uh .... not considered a third world country ^_^

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docscientist 9

Well..uhh...there is that once a month thing you do. Don't tell him where it came from though or he'll think your taking shortcuts by not inflicting unnecessary pain on yourself.

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KMilliron 2

Bite the inside of your lips. Haha. I make jewelry and I'm wondering how people would react to pendants with blood encased in them... Does that make me weird?

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radicaloser 6

haha, oh yes I'll just fill him a vial with my monthly blood, I'm sure he'll really enjoy that. I don't think I'd get enough blood from biting my lips anyways.

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TheNewGuy03 28

so, just a question, but do you guys *have* to generate these HORRIBLE mental images? no worries, keep it comin'. |the kid|

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Dallyni 22

Atleast he didn't ask you to drink it!

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TraceCase_ 19

Uhh, U still like him???

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radicaloser 6

I do, I mean, he's still a sweetie pie, just a little out there... We'll just see if he progresses to biting my neck open or asking me to drink his blood..

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KMilliron 2

Little out there sweetie pies are the best sweetie pies in my opinion.

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ASHLEYbcddd 0

Uhm. Creeper. Lmao

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mismonroe 0

How sweet. Razor blade to the ****** now and I think you two are legally married in Haiti.

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mismonroe 0

Thank GOD you logged on today to point this out! Sarcasm's STILL a bitch.

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keepcalm18 0

I put "totally deserved it" because the post says "all of the sudden". HA.

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radicaloser 6

Ha, wow, yeah I realized that I put that, and now sound like a hick. (Nothing wrong with hicks). But oh well, it was late and I was sleepy when I posted it, but I don't think most people even notice my grammatical error, well, hopefully.

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