Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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biggary19 3
looks like u found a keeper lol
lilspike2231 5
Then give him period blood.....jk lmao
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Comments (229)
xJordieeBearhhx 0
could be worse.. he could have got it from his penis.
meowmeowgirl 0
so when he got a boner blood would squirt everywhere!? yumm :S
JenL_fml 7
So, you're upset that he gave you a vial of blood or that the blood came from his nose? Or is it both?
radicaloser 6
I just.. I had no idea what to say to him.. I mean.. The blood was strange, but I can deal, I just don't understand how he came up with the idea to cut the inside of his nose for the blood..
JenL_fml 7
Yeah, I think I get you.
dmndrby789 0
I was wondering the same thing. Personally, I wouldn't have been able to deal with the blood at all so I wouldn't have even asked where he got it from.
kaengelangeleyes 9
If a guy did that to me I would break up with him, then maybe report that to someone. Like his parents or maybe some doctors. Thats majorly ****** up in my opinion. That guy needs psychiatric help.
sexymonique3000 0
gurl I suggest u RUN!! that's creepy
instnt1nfction 17
ok, "gurl"
sarapsosis 1
yea you go gurl, mmhmm
blo0_starZz 0
Your pic pulled that off, sarap(something) :p
khaya 9
He is willing to go through pain for you, he is a keeper.
rattusrattus 19
You'd have heard the bang-bang-bang of my stompy boots hitting the pavement repeatedly at high speed the second he pulled the blood out. Accompanied by a loud "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!!!!!"
enonymous 9
You scream like a little girl
photosrlove19 2
...love how nonchalant your 'curiosity' was. you don't seem too freaked out OP. sounds like a match (;
talun 10
Assuming you're a woman, tell him you don't need blood, that you discharge it monthly and even have plenty for him, if he wants!
noahchags 0
u found a keeper
mzfoxy31 0
RUNNNNNN!!!!! As fast as u can!!! Fyl
roblaycle 3
that sounds awesome