Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML
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Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
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biggary19 3
looks like u found a keeper lol
lilspike2231 5
Then give him period blood.....jk lmao
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Comments (229)
mk58 31
Of all places he goes for the nose. Quite honestly, I'm wondering what put this into his head.
radicaloser 6
My exact thoughts..
Snowlight_fml 7
Nose blood? now that's just wimpy. Blood from the heart, and I wouldv'e been impressed.
KMilliron 2
Isn't all blood essentially from the heart?
xSnow 0
Well OP all I can say is, at least he likes you back.
NaoPudding 8
I hope he still isn't "the guy you like"... if so, you both have serious issues...
He_Shot_Me_Down8 0
I assume he chose to get it from his nose because the membrane inside your nose is super thin and its full of little capilaries and blood vessils. Just one little scratch and potentially it can look like someone busted you in the face with a baseball bat. Its the most painless and efficent spot. But thats just my oppinion.
1234USMC 0
That's not gross or weird at all. My ex gf Angelina Jolie use to were a vial of my blood around her neck.
keysnwaterfalls 0
how do girls fall for guys like this and I'm still single!? FML!
irockusuck123 3
well... r u dating now or what? :P
radicaloser 6
No we are not dating, we are sort of like best friends who like each other, except that he's "in love" with me.
JessieMongoose 11
LMFAO.
Miss_Random 0
Wait, he had a razor blade in his nose? Or did you mean he used a razor blade on his nose?
radicaloser 6
He took a razor, and cut the inside of his nose..