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By HAIRY - United States - Iowa City
Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML
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By  SkoomaKi  |  27

You broke the first rule: never be the first person to fall asleep around friends.
Oh and I suggest waxing your arms, unless you're going for a chewbacca look?

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  SephoraGypsy  |  15

One of my exes, woke up the following morning after a house party to hand size 'cock & balls' wearing a pair of sneakers with the words "Just do it" underneath it, tattooed on his arm. The craftsmanship was amazing, but needless to say he looked like a wee bit of a dick.

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  MrSassypants  |  32

No, girls only have hair on their head and face. Absolutely no hair anywhere else. They also don't fart, shit, pee, or anything "unlady like" for that matter. OP accidentally put girl instead of boy. Jeez it's like people can't figure anything out anymore.

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  Lauren324  |  18

23- don't contradict yourself sweetie, Saying "girls are human they have hair on their arms" then turn around and say "go for a wax" in your comment below mine.

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  coried91  |  28

42- she said go for a wax so no one would see the word fuck. She also stated in her comment, "girls are human too so yes we have hair on our arms" in both her comments. You sounded like a fool because you apparently believe girls are hairless.

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  Trisha_aus  |  15

42- I don't think so..I said girls were human and therefore they have hair on their arms..then I said she should get a wax because her situation is a little different, she doesn't just have hair but the f-word on her arm, she needs to get rid of it all

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  zurpzurp  |  4

89 - Your comment was perfect. Don't worry about people that don't have enough intelligence to figure out that we all have hair on our arms. Maybe she is just "special" in some way and has been excluded from the rest of the hairy armed population.

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  Lauren324  |  18

104... Not everyone has hair on their arms. Just because I myself, and many people I know don't have it, and the ones who do try to get rid of it. You can't base someones intelligence on a pity comment. I'm in the engineering department at my university, what are you doing?

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  KeyboardMe  |  2

I work at your university. Therefore, I am screwing you over with tuition fees! That's what I'm doing.

Don't try the "I'm going to school, so I'm cool" to make your comment legit. It is out of context (especially in this conversation as an engineer) and makes me feel sorry for you.

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  smallsmerry123  |  5

LIES! Skin replaces itself after 3 days, therefore in three weeks, you would have had 7 unique sets of skin, therefore the sharpie couldn't have made you appear black for three weeks.

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  CursedSilent  |  1

Having got in trouble for drawing sharpie "tattoos" on myself in high school that stayed for weeks... I say don't assume every scientific rule applies every time. Damn sharpies, couldn't hide the colorful evidence!

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