Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell...

By HAIRY - 26/4/2012 20:23 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML

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By Awahso | 25

#4359555 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:43

At least it wasn't your head.

By DocBastard | 38

#4359557 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:43

F your arm. Your Sasquatch-like arm.

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By Awahso | 25

#4359555 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:43

At least it wasn't your head.

boxbrandon11 | 20

#4359591 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:47

Shave "moms" into the other side and "I" onto the side with F**k s

VictoriaSchultz | 8

#4359610 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:49

Damn. I'm sorry but that's not attractive on a girl

The_Hitdude | 12

#4359632 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:50

And "your" into the same side as the "I" and "F**k", or else it would have some weird incestual implications.

Trisha_aus | 15

#4359737 - Friday 27 April 2012 1:14

There are plenty of girls, even supermodels sometimes don't wax their arms..what is wrong with hair?!

ThisIsMyReign | 4

#4360167 - Friday 27 April 2012 3:07

28 - Hair in girls is just gross. That's like if guys didn't cut their nails.

lilypad7275 | 0

#4360254 - Friday 27 April 2012 3:38

True consider yourself lucky!!!

happle | 21

#4360288 - Friday 27 April 2012 3:51

Good thing I shave my arms... Keeps them smooth as a bonus.

bookwormsteph | 3

#4360442 - Friday 27 April 2012 4:44

I see what you did there. Nice.

quirrus | 9

#4367897 - Sunday 29 April 2012 4:08

don't be a retard.

twaumat | 28

#5428404 - Sunday 31 March 2013 7:45

the head is next!

By DocBastard | 38

#4359557 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:43

F your arm. Your Sasquatch-like arm.

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#4359588 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:47

If it's visible while you're flipping someone off, your friends did good.

THE_A_TEEN | 27

#4359605 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:48

Shit, that wasn't meant to be a reply.

*jetpacks out of here*
Nothing to see here...

thisbitchlys | 0

#4359805 - Friday 27 April 2012 1:26

Why, doc, why.

MichellinMan | 20

#4360297 - Friday 27 April 2012 3:52

I like Chewbacca better. maybe that's just because I freaking love star wars.

DerekCorbett | 18

#4360321 - Friday 27 April 2012 4:03

OP should thank her friends for doing her a favor and giving her an excuse to wax those Sasquatch arms!

BunBunBabe | 8

#4361861 - Friday 27 April 2012 16:06

75, Is your picture a flying pop-tart cat?? I know that has nothing to do with this but I'm very curious

Bekll | 29

#4362264 - Friday 27 April 2012 18:50

It's Nyan Cat! :)

chris36taylor | 2

#4362681 - Friday 27 April 2012 21:05

Do you ever get a thumbed down comment..?

Heinousness | 0

#4362888 - Friday 27 April 2012 22:16

I see what you did there, DocBastard.

Sorry, I had the urge to say it.

kira_the_boss | 1

#4366089 - Saturday 28 April 2012 16:41

124, DocBastard will NEVER get a thumbed down comment because he is immune to them. But you are not

Zarniclopsindorf | 24

#4368922 - Sunday 29 April 2012 12:10

Nah, check the House MD FML a while back.

By mandadarling | 10

#4359577 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:46

sounds like a hairy situation..

olpally | 32

#4359666 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:56

Bad pun to use here... Keep trying though!

MrSassypants | 32

#4359763 - Friday 27 April 2012 1:19

Let me try then.

The reason why the hair/hare lost to the tortoise is because it was fucked in the first place.

olpally | 32

#4359779 - Friday 27 April 2012 1:21

Hahahaha... MrSassypants, ftw!! :D

SliceOfCake | 9

#4359795 - Friday 27 April 2012 1:24

You made a good pun comment on the ironing board FML. Don't get cocky.

I like cake.

nofearjenshere | 12

#4360055 - Friday 27 April 2012 2:38

Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake... And it's not even my birthday.

gurly98 | 13

#4360493 - Friday 27 April 2012 5:13

40- I want you inside my body

megamandude455 | 10

#4364526 - Saturday 28 April 2012 10:19

40 You are a lie

By SkoomaKi | 25

#4359583 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:46

You broke the first rule: never be the first person to fall asleep around friends.
Oh and I suggest waxing your arms, unless you're going for a chewbacca look?

olpally | 32

#4359615 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:49

Exactly... Be glad they didn't use permanent marker to fill in the shaved area of the word f**k... That would have been worse!

SephoraGypsy | 15

#4360203 - Friday 27 April 2012 3:21

One of my exes, woke up the following morning after a house party to hand size 'cock & balls' wearing a pair of sneakers with the words "Just do it" underneath it, tattooed on his arm. The craftsmanship was amazing, but needless to say he looked like a wee bit of a dick.

DerekCorbett | 18

#4360326 - Friday 27 April 2012 4:05

In my opinion OP deserved it for not shaving those things to begin with!

By kayla_ann0o | 9

#4359584 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:46

Lmao. At least you can shave your arm hair off and not look ridiculous like if it would have been your head.

defferwa | 9

#4360957 - Friday 27 April 2012 9:40

Oh my god. OP is a woman. That's disgusting.

By ariannaimelda | 7

#4359600 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:48

Ouch. I guess now you'll have to shave your whole arm, which isn't so bad OP. Don't forget the other one!

By jerseyboy732 | 16

#4359640 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:51

there are PLENTY of worse places they could have shaved it

nofearjenshere | 12

#4360079 - Friday 27 April 2012 2:43

Where? Don't leave me hanging here! Legs? Feet? Hands??

jerseyboy732 | 16

#4360093 - Friday 27 April 2012 2:50

you being a girl I'm sure you can think of a place.... tho if you think about it that would be kinda ironic.

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4360140 - Friday 27 April 2012 2:59

But that would be ultimately pointless as nobody would see it. And it sounds like an odd form of molestation.

By krysxkatastrophe | 14

#4359642 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:51

Easy fix. Shave your arms so nobody will see the 'fuck'.

By Lauren324 | 18

#4359650 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:52

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

SkoomaKi | 25

#4359670 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:56

No she isn't, that pink FEMALE sex symbol at the top right clearly shows she is, in fact, a boy. Duh! (Sarcasm Font)

krysxkatastrophe | 14

#4359713 - Friday 27 April 2012 1:07

At least she used the right 'you're'?

Trisha_aus | 15

#4359723 - Friday 27 April 2012 1:11

Last time I checked girls were human too...so yes, we have hair, even on our arms

MrSassypants | 32

#4359751 - Friday 27 April 2012 1:17

No, girls only have hair on their head and face. Absolutely no hair anywhere else. They also don't fart, shit, pee, or anything "unlady like" for that matter. OP accidentally put girl instead of boy. Jeez it's like people can't figure anything out anymore.

kayla_ann0o | 9

#4359774 - Friday 27 April 2012 1:20

I just farted.

Lauren324 | 18

#4359776 - Friday 27 April 2012 1:20

I have no visible hair on my arms... Not everyone does. I just find it dirty since women are in the kitchen. ;) where they should be.

Lauren324 | 18

#4359790 - Friday 27 April 2012 1:23

What? Girls don't fart!

Lauren324 | 18

#4359814 - Friday 27 April 2012 1:29

23- don't contradict yourself sweetie, Saying "girls are human they have hair on their arms" then turn around and say "go for a wax" in your comment below mine.

coried91 | 28

#4360463 - Friday 27 April 2012 5:03

42- she said go for a wax so no one would see the word fuck. She also stated in her comment, "girls are human too so yes we have hair on our arms" in both her comments. You sounded like a fool because you apparently believe girls are hairless.

Trisha_aus | 15

#4360544 - Friday 27 April 2012 5:42

42- I don't think so..I said girls were human and therefore they have hair on their arms..then I said she should get a wax because her situation is a little different, she doesn't just have hair but the f-word on her arm, she needs to get rid of it all

limblessorphan | 4

#4360753 - Friday 27 April 2012 7:44

You are photoshop???

zurpzurp | 4

#4360929 - Friday 27 April 2012 9:19

89 - Your comment was perfect. Don't worry about people that don't have enough intelligence to figure out that we all have hair on our arms. Maybe she is just "special" in some way and has been excluded from the rest of the hairy armed population.

Lauren324 | 18

#4361951 - Friday 27 April 2012 16:33

104... Not everyone has hair on their arms. Just because I myself, and many people I know don't have it, and the ones who do try to get rid of it. You can't base someones intelligence on a pity comment. I'm in the engineering department at my university, what are you doing?

KeyboardMe | 2

#4362029 - Friday 27 April 2012 17:06

I work at your university. Therefore, I am screwing you over with tuition fees! That's what I'm doing.

Don't try the "I'm going to school, so I'm cool" to make your comment legit. It is out of context (especially in this conversation as an engineer) and makes me feel sorry for you.

By BryanThaMan | 14

#4359678 - Friday 27 April 2012 0:57

Classic!! Good thing they didn't have Sharpies...

SkoomaKi | 25

#4359726 - Friday 27 April 2012 1:12

I remember I got a tux from my friends, except it was a sharpie-tux... I looked black for about 3 weeks.

smallsmerry123 | 5

#4360195 - Friday 27 April 2012 3:19

LIES! Skin replaces itself after 3 days, therefore in three weeks, you would have had 7 unique sets of skin, therefore the sharpie couldn't have made you appear black for three weeks.

CursedSilent | 1

#4360623 - Friday 27 April 2012 6:35

Having got in trouble for drawing sharpie "tattoos" on myself in high school that stayed for weeks... I say don't assume every scientific rule applies every time. Damn sharpies, couldn't hide the colorful evidence!

mhopper | 13

#4360709 - Friday 27 April 2012 7:23

Rubbing alcohol gets rid of quickly, for future reference lol