Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing the door, I heard a loud noise. The board had opened up while falling over, taking up the width of the room. I can't open the door. FML
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Well looks like an outside toilet has to be built in the mean time, a hole or something.
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boxbrandon11
| 20
Make a hole in the ceiling and drop in from there
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linkinpark98
| 23
Ninja style.
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you_and_me_fml
| 8
Better get digging!
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wannaplay
| 1
Imagine playing Dig Dug in your bathroom! The worms and insects can be the enemies.
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wannaplay
| 1
72- Irony. "Iron"y. "Ironboard". Get it now?
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MichellinMan
| 20
you get a cookie just for your picture.
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wierdos_rule
| 0
Time to start collecting bottles........
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superswagbro
| 7
I would rather just unhinge the door.
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JayJaysGirl
| 0
So your first reaction is to post it on FML?
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mandadarling
| 10
oh the irony..
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kikiwi_fml
| 9
Very punny.
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Doxy
| 22
I'm sorry but that's actually a brilliant pun (never thought I'd say that on FML).
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steven84_fml
| 4
priceless
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kshafer08
| 7
One of the better puns I have seen
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KRS_13
| 0
I can't believe it took me more than 2 seconds to get it..I think I'm going I facepalm myself now. *gets put in hall of shame*
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misterjez
| 15
I'm so in love with number 2
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raaawwwrrZ
| 8
I don't see how it is ironic
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btnhdude
| 0
I'd really like to say 'before and after' @ 65 and 72's pic but I think it would turn out sounding all mean.
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
That's the point. IRONy. Get it?
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wannaplay
| 1
72- Irony. "Iron"y. "Iron"board. Ironboard. Get it now?
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AugustBurnsToast
| 14
No no guys it's ironic because the ironing board wanted to show OP who's boss to get its self esteam back. ;P ...okay I tried lol
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alexup24
| 13
Clever girl.
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shannonjnae2706
| 0
*A* for effort. :)
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
The ghosts of Tom & Jerry are at it again. This time, they chose your house as their battlefield.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Tom & Jerry are dead?? =[
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may651
| 14
Man of they aren't dead they are in their 80s. Still fighting. :)
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shuoq76
| 10
Sounds like something that only happens in cartoons... Well no more bathroom for you... Sorry OP
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max_wilder
| 9
Take off the door
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icemonkey14
| 2
Since when can you take down the door from the outside the hinges are in the inside
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MDM15
| 5
That's just IRONIC....
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SliceOfCake
| 9
Trying a little too hard there.
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nofearjenshere
| 12
2 said it better.
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evig_fml
| 16
DO I SEEM MORE SERIOUS ALL OF A SUDDEN?
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
JOKES are always better in CAPITALS.
Right?
RIGHT?
Right?
RIGHT?
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katcot99
| 11
Your face is ironic
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KuchkaNumberOne
| 2
108- Wow. Where did you think of that comment? Real clever.
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MichellinMan
| 20
EVERYTHINGS BETTER IN CAPITALS!
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SloppyFlamingo
| 4
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
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MysticKnight
| 3
108 - so is ur mom
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MDM15
| 5
Wow, clearly you guys take this FML forum a little too seriously...
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redwednesday
| 11
why is it that this guy has the same comment as 2, and gets thumbed down so much on this FML, but on every other one people repeat the same thing so many times and get thumbed up?
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Doxy
| 22
I actually agree with 155. In one of the recent FMLs the same comment got repeated at least 4 times yet people still thumbed it up. As for this FML, if you look at the time, they posted that same comment almost at the same time. It was just unfortunate 5 came second.
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Choconumm
| 8
Time to break down the door
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Hidur
| 10
OP could just hack through the door with an ax and peek inside saying "here's Johnny". That's how the pros get into locked rooms, anyways..
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russfml
| 31
Or just take out the pins in the hinges lol
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howdeedoo
| 22
What if the pins are on the inside of the bathroom? You never know...
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XHerobrineX
| 4
Don't even try to unscrew it. If you hit it on the top or bottom (depending on where the board is holding the door) with a "This is Sparta!!!!" kick, the door will open. Probably will need a new door though....
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jazz23
| 2
My kinda woman lol
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howdeedoo
| 22
That's why you take the pins out...
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Razzle_Dazzle_5
| 11
Are you still in the room?
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MrSassypants
| 32
Surviving off the mints and Splenda she stole from a resturant.
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MrSassypants
| 32
Before anyone other than me says something, the FML doesn't say if OP is a boy or a girl so to be politicly correct, it*.
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Almighty_Chris97
| 6
Well if they were putting away an ironing board... Must of been a she.
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robertlovespi
| 3
Good thing your cute there #8...
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wolfshadow
| 4
Mister SassPants, I think it would be they, as calling them it would go against saying "One who walks to the store,". Unless it's a transgender. That's what I always assume :)
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Tcaret300
| 12
If op was in the room don't you think they'd be able to get out? I mean like you can close the board and open the door from the inside.
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TruexSniper
| 0
Are you a dumb ass?
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howdeedoo
| 22
I think he might be...
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DocBastard
| 38
I don't think that's what happened at all. I think you're just too weak to push the door open. You should go pump some iron.
That pun was weak. Like you.
That pun was weak. Like you.
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Cad6
| 24
OP, you just got steamed.
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GawdamitNappa
| 4
I think you mean burned, as you can get burned by a clothes iron, too.
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RaggleFrock
| 13
Thank you captain obvious.
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MCTime
| 12
42 idk how much time you've spent ironing but most irons steam as well.
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misterjez
| 15
How are you posting in the future when the future isn't here yet?
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
Shut up Nappa, always messing up. No wonder Vegeta killed you!
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katcot99
| 11
Docbastard, win.
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XHerobrineX
| 4
A real man admits he made a bad pun, then bounces back with a terrific burn. *clap clap clap*
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Lauren324
| 18
Go through the window OP! If there is one... You are shit outta luck, hope you have another bathroom!
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Cad6
| 24
Good luck taking a shit.
That pun was weak. Like you.