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By cjbutterfly96 - 17/12/2015 15:54 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy for the second time, and he was helping me buy a Christmas present for my dad. I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and when I came out, he was gone. He left me alone and took my dad's present with him. FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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Let's go for a walk

By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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By BunniesOnAcid - 03/07/2012 23:01 - United States - Clinton

Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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By Wasthistheplace - 29/06/2019 11:12 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet my dad, who I haven't seen in years, at a convenience store. He didn't show up, because the location was "inconvenient." FML

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By anashaalmajiid - 05/03/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

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EvilTurtle 35

Friday 18 December 2015 1:17

Looks like someone's going on the naughty list

Yimpish 15

Friday 18 December 2015 1:35

Bad people like him just wait for the right time for their inner demon to present itself

Comments

EvilTurtle 35

Friday 18 December 2015 1:17

Looks like someone's going on the naughty list

Bono363 11

Friday 18 December 2015 1:19

It was a trap!

Richard6036 13

Friday 18 December 2015 1:22

Well I guess you know he's not much of a friend

gobiteme2 34

Friday 18 December 2015 2:31

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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coops456 14

Friday 18 December 2015 5:34

I'm gonna let you think that through #9

snarkytruth 37

Friday 18 December 2015 14:58

It was a comment about girls dating bad boys. They put up with being treated bad even though it makes no sense.

Yimpish 15

Friday 18 December 2015 1:35

Bad people like him just wait for the right time for their inner demon to present itself

cheeeksss 29

Friday 18 December 2015 1:36

Police report his ass. Teach him the true meaning of Christmas.

AnimeFan28 21

Friday 18 December 2015 1:40

Not much of a friend. Call the police and get them onto him. That's absolutely disgusting and I don't know how they could take off with something special for your family member. I hope everything goes well for you and you get to enjoy your Christmas without any stress like this