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By anashaalmajiid - 05/03/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

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By jtaylor94 - 21/07/2009 21:54 - Canada

Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By RYZILLAHitZ - 30/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

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By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 14:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML

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By wowdadreally - 23/12/2014 20:46 - United States - College Station

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad "What's up?" He casually replied: "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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Prove me wrong

By Irony - 08/10/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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Seegtease 0

Friday 6 March 2009 10:25

That's why you don't call random people an idiot, idiot.

Area_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 10:27

You really deserved it. What do you gain in assuming that construction workers are stupid?

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Seegtease 0

Friday 6 March 2009 10:25

That's why you don't call random people an idiot, idiot.

jrdirtbike114 2

Sunday 18 April 2010 11:38

you know what happens when you assume? you make an ASS out of U and ME

luvtheknot 6

Tuesday 1 June 2010 0:10

Yeah but they didn't make an ass out of u but congrats you just done it to yourself

ZleveL 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 6:57

62 do you not get it? assume "ASS out of U and ME" ASS+U+ME= assume. was that slow enough for the idiot?

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 10 June 2010 10:12

Just that it does make no sense because you assume hundred times every day. You assume, for example, that the computer in front of you won't suddenly explode. so shut the **** up.

Red_Forman 0

Friday 17 February 2012 16:24

You dumbass, that worker should kick your ass

RenoEnvy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 10:25

Shouldn't be yelling things like that out, my dear.

Area_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 10:27

You really deserved it. What do you gain in assuming that construction workers are stupid?

missdarcy_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 10:31

That is why you don't assume....

bluebob13 10

Thursday 1 March 2012 3:35

Yeah because when you assume, it makes an ASS out of U and ME

Tenantry 0

Friday 6 March 2009 10:57

Ha ha unlucky but you deserved that one.

SilverMyst787 0

Friday 6 March 2009 11:49

Where do you get off saying something like that about someone? Bully. You deserved that.

_Elizabeth_ 0

Friday 6 March 2009 11:56

Well, that's why you should make sure that the person you are addressing is actually in the room. And not the person you are calling an idiot. Be a bit more careful with what you say...

Emika_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 12:38

"Today, the rich prick whose house I just finished remodeling tried to scam his way out of paying me, and then walked away in a tiff when I demanded my money. Then his stuck-up bastard kid called me an idiot. FML."