FML : Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad...

Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anashaalmajiid - / Thursday 5 March 2009 23:26 / United States

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By Seegtease | 0

#17829 - Friday 6 March 2009 10:25

That's why you don't call random people an idiot, idiot.

By Area_fml | 0

#17831 - Friday 6 March 2009 10:27

You really deserved it. What do you gain in assuming that construction workers are stupid?

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By Seegtease | 0

#17829 - Friday 6 March 2009 10:25

That's why you don't call random people an idiot, idiot.

jrdirtbike114 | 2

#981369 - Sunday 18 April 2010 11:38

you know what happens when you assume? you make an ASS out of U and ME

luvtheknot | 6

#1014345 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 0:10

Yeah but they didn't make an ass out of u but congrats you just done it to yourself

ZleveL | 0

#1023655 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 6:57

62 do you not get it?

assume

"ASS out of U and ME"

ASS+U+ME= assume.

was that slow enough for the idiot?

Chocolate_Chunk | 2

#1026187 - Thursday 10 June 2010 10:12

Just that it does make no sense because you assume hundred times every day. You assume, for example, that the computer in front of you won't suddenly explode. so shut the fuck up.

Red_Forman | 0

#4047314 - Friday 17 February 2012 16:24

You dumbass, that worker should kick your ass

By RenoEnvy | 0

#17830 - Friday 6 March 2009 10:25

Shouldn't be yelling things like that out, my dear.

By Area_fml | 0

#17831 - Friday 6 March 2009 10:27

You really deserved it. What do you gain in assuming that construction workers are stupid?

By missdarcy_fml | 0

#17837 - Friday 6 March 2009 10:31

That is why you don't assume....

bluebob13 | 10

#4108839 - Thursday 1 March 2012 3:35

Yeah because when you assume, it makes an ASS out of U and ME

By Tenantry | 0

#17860 - Friday 6 March 2009 10:57

Ha ha unlucky but you deserved that one.

By SilverMyst787 | 0

#17896 - Friday 6 March 2009 11:49

Where do you get off saying something like that about someone? Bully. You deserved that.

By _Elizabeth_ | 0

#17901 - Friday 6 March 2009 11:56

Well, that's why you should make sure that the person you are addressing is actually in the room. And not the person you are calling an idiot. Be a bit more careful with what you say...

By Emika_fml | 0

#17942 - Friday 6 March 2009 12:38

"Today, the rich prick whose house I just finished remodeling tried to scam his way out of paying me, and then walked away in a tiff when I demanded my money. Then his stuck-up bastard kid called me an idiot. FML."