Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
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Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
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AmpulexCompressa 0
Uh oh, the girl you want to get with doesn't know you exist. Your life clearly sucks.
hk_fml 9
O_o well then tell her you sit to the left of her in biology! Maybe she'll feel a bit bad about it and you'll be able to use that to get her to go out with you?
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Comments (105)
jessicaislameee 0
lmfao story of my life
GothicPanda 0
@pimpin88 (#44) I think you're one of those guys that I would punch in the face when I meet you for the first time @OP: aww speak up a little. Girls dont bite. They may be mean but you never know until you talk to them. So next time you like someone speak up!!! ^.^
DresdenB17 0
they should have grammar and spell check on this site. too many morons get their dumbass stories published
DresdenB17 0
lol boy have I got egg on my face. clicked on the wrong fml to criticize. shoot
DovdGraaf 0
That's really not good for your selfesteem but hey, she knows you excist now! SMILE!
Whatsername515 0
^What #1 said. Not a "FML" or a "YDI." This is more like a "who ******* cares."
p3kpek 0
rofl , that some honest FML . awkwardddd
rcjamie 0
a girl you haven't even spoken to doesn't know you, boo hoo, get some balls dude!
visage 0
YDI for one very simple reason: take your tail from between your legs, get your balls from your Mum's purse and make your presence known. She isn't going to throw herself at you while screaming "Take me!!!"
shootingstar8D 0
Give up now you don't have chance