Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
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ridder215 7
Can't you just explain what happened and arrange another interview?
FFML_314 12
Don't worry. That mugger is going to die of a heroine addiction in 5 years and Satan will have his way with him/her.
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Comments (138)
AssDan 0
What kind of bodega were you interviewing at that you got mugged 10 yards from the door, and nobody saw this?
hcovballer247 0
I find this funny how you got robbed and couldve almost gotten killed and you decide to go write a fml about it...
restlesspyro 0
if I got shot in the chest, I would write about it.
mad_hatter0666 22
OMG! that's horrible!!!!!! so sorry!!! hope you get better soon. :(
restlesspyro 0
The people that said this was deserved are just retards and think it is funny when people get hurt. if you think this guy deserved to get stabbed then you deserve to bestabbed and feel his pain.
jaro_fml 0
krav maga that bitch.
5upernova 3
You should have went into the building and called for help once the robber ran away. That way, you would have received help from others, and the company would have been aware of your condition. I am sure that they will be willing to postpone your interview to a later day in the case of such a sudden emergency.
evan40111 0
well take that as a compliment
metalguy95 11
u sure it was a knife? ;)
ravedevour 0
no one deserves that *hugs u*
RiiOT09 9
OMG! fyl that sucks! and it happened in PA, that's scary