Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
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Top comments
ridder215 7
Can't you just explain what happened and arrange another interview?
FFML_314 12
Don't worry. That mugger is going to die of a heroine addiction in 5 years and Satan will have his way with him/her.
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Comments (138)
fml3010 0
idiot
fml3010 0
ops wrong fml.
blooper765 0
i would have taken the knife out and stabed hom in the stomach!
WOLFEYES72 2
Now I gotta say this is a REAL FML unlike half the crap on this site, for once I feel sorry for the person, though I don't know if it's for real at least it's REALISTIC. Shit happens, but people FML about things that happen every day to everyone, those of you who do, get a life, nobody is going to sympathize. FYL OP. Just talk to the people you were going to the interview for, I'm sure they'd understand, and if they don't believe you show em' the proof. It doesn't have to be an FYL quite yet assuming you've recovered from the knife wound.
meeps114 6
I call bullshit on this one :/
LizzieHun 0
Sounds like a nice day to get mugged and stabbed :)
Jmalot 5
thats not even an fml... thats just terrible
jawaqueen 1
damn thats terrible
MiaLoves 8
Josh and zebra- Shut the **** up. Trust him. He's a doctor. :3
godbieveryone 9
Your all d***s who said he deserved it!
Frankinatore98 0
Dick.