Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
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ridder215 7
Can't you just explain what happened and arrange another interview?
FFML_314 12
Don't worry. That mugger is going to die of a heroine addiction in 5 years and Satan will have his way with him/her.
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Comments (138)
sherivengeance 3
I'm so sorry :(
CoachLlama 5
This was not your day. Try again tomorrow.
ladyluck82 9
If this isn't a FML....idk what is! damn! so sorry OP. You should've gone all "John Locke from LOST" on his ass and pulled a knife on his ghetto ass! haha
mcmurdy1980 0
that is messed up. the mugger stab you first then robbed you. your live is ****** up.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Maybe that mugger saved you from a horrible mistake. This job was not for you. There is another better plan for you!
Gameguy602 0
Where is your proof? Your telling some random person you've NEVER MET, that it was a good thing they got stabbed, because if they hadn't been, they would have gotten a job that wasn't right for them. How can you even begin to pretend to understand how the situation would have turned out if he hadn't been mugged?
5t3ff1k4h 47
I respect religious differences and all, but this is just ridiculous.
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
I sure hope I wasn't that immature at 12... O_o
crystalbeee 0
I was mugged by a mugger who got mugged by a mugger trying to mug a mugger. I'm now cleared of my schizophrenia.
DocBastard 40
That should have read "12 year* old kid." Oops.
kemando 22
this sounds like an actually fml; fml because it's not stupid. (dunno if that sentence made sense) I hope he didn't find your pocket knife in your pocket
cloudyconverse 0
I'm not sure if I believe this or not. if it did happen though, fyl