Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML
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Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
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ridder215 7
Can't you just explain what happened and arrange another interview?
FFML_314 12
Don't worry. That mugger is going to die of a heroine addiction in 5 years and Satan will have his way with him/her.
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Comments (138)
Timmo_fml 2
6 - I hope you get mugged at knife point so you see how stupid you are. Perhaps a mild sexual assault as well.
minif 0
how the hell is this deserved ?
minif 0
how the hell is this deserved ?
Devolver 0
Lmao 6, you retard. Things like that happen so fast, especially if someone attacks you from behind. OP, I hope your doing well after such an agressive assault.
labudamike 6
nice pic
mintcar 10
Wow, I am so sorry. Being stabbed is no fun. Hope things are okay.
zemo999 0
mintcar Being stabbed with a KNIFE is no fun, but maybe I got something to stab you with that could be fun....(Wink)
zemo999 0
moderated??? Are you kidding?!??
Elixa 0
zemo999, your face is so intense! you look like your about to give someone a good ass kicking. I like it.
DocBastard 40
Let's all take it easy on Josh here - after all, he's only a 12 years old kid who obviously thinks he knows everything. Josh, let me break it down for you. You're a dumb kid who is cursing out a rather intelligent adult. Make sense? Good. Now shut up, concentrate on your schoolwork, and don't end up a dumbass.
Antoine_Dodson 0
Atleast he wasn't raping errebody out there!
UnicornsDoExist 0
******* win.
lgs25 0
lol haha that made me laugh so much
carabelle_fml 0
Hahahahahha! yes!
molil_4810 0
correction- 'I hadn't had any money in months and missed my interview AND I got stabbed.' you missed that detail that was a little part of the fml.
mitchn60 6
Where does it say he was stabbed? It says a knife in his side, like being threatened with it. I'd have shot the sumbitch, but then, it's because I carry and have the means to protect myself.
zombiekitten87 12
a 'knife in the side' generally means 'stabbed'.
Wirebiter 0
Way to be creepy, bro.
johnnyexpl0sion 0
No, I think Mitch is right. I don't think the OP got stabbed. i think the mugger was just pressing it into his side threatening him with it.
yourlifesfucked 0
except that he was MUGGED and not merely robbed. Mugging involves some sort of beating, and as he doesn't say "and then he punched me in the head", we can safely assume that he ot knifed. durr.
5t3ff1k4h 47
"...felt a sharp pain in my side..." Not stabbed, eh?
anorexicbarbie 8
55 These guys think he was tickled by the knife or something.
AJG390 0
If OP wasn't actually stabbed why wouldn't they have gone to the interview anyways? If it was as important as they emphasize, I'm assuming they would have gone anyways. Simply losing your wallet shouldn't stop you.
5t3ff1k4h 47
69 - Exactly. I don't understand why people are misunderstanding this. It's pretty straightforward. 70 - I didn't think that deeply. However, you're exactly right. There's nothing stopping OP from attending an interview that closely located if they hadn't been stabbed.
starile 20
If the knife is IN his side, he got freaking stabbed! It's not just *at* his side, he had a sharp pain with a knife IN his side. Hope this encourages you to read more actively from now on.
mitchn60 6
Been awhile since I checked this one, but let me tell those of you who don't get it. Generally if you're stabbed you don't feel it, but if a knife is just held to your skin your nerves have time to process it and tell you you're in pain. No, I've never been stabbed, but I have talked to victims who have.