Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML
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Wow. It actually got through. Thanks people. Now everyone can laugh at my unfortunate existence. For those of you wondering, it was our first date, I had arranged it by phone, that's why I hadn't kissed her yet. And my pimples grow really big, really quickly...
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LabRats_fml 4
pop it in her face
emetos 8
Dump the superficial b*tch.
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Comments (244)
ColtsDoug18 0
you should've said "how about never with that bitchy attitude!"
mgsoloist 14
Yeah except popping it just makes it come back worse and spread...and popping it is disgusting. That jizzy stuff comes out and it's just gross.
youprobablydidit 3
Tell her being a bitch is bad for her skin.
taylornicole97 8
That wad extremely rude. She could have said it in nicer way'.
Greenguitarday13 1
At least you have a girlfriend...
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Forever alone.
1twilight 0
aww. wat a bitch.
monagro 22
that's not a girlfriend...
karinaprism9 4
Go around it?
TheVofStee 0
Dude that's gross do some facial excavation lol I wouldn't have kissed ya either! Lmfao :X
seeunexttuesdays 6
Dick
taylornicole97 8
Pop the pimple & try again. (;
ihasbekoala 5
holy crap you're from Louisiana! me too... yea...
taylornicole97 8
Lol. What city?
ihasbekoala 5
New Orleans