Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML
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Wow. It actually got through. Thanks people. Now everyone can laugh at my unfortunate existence. For those of you wondering, it was our first date, I had arranged it by phone, that's why I hadn't kissed her yet. And my pimples grow really big, really quickly...
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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LabRats_fml 4
pop it in her face
emetos 8
Dump the superficial b*tch.
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Comments (244)
butter5646_fml 0
Haha pizza face!!
rangertiger 0
If she's gonna be like that just because of a pimple dump her!
elk21dbm 18
Win
Lissa14 0
Well she's a keeper....
Nevitt 9
tell her "you didn't seem to mind when you were practicing on your brother last night"
kaylapple 1
you should invest in some proactiv.
49thdevil 7
lol must be a frign mountain pimple
49thdevil 7
that must be one hell of a pimple u got man pop it
ACM1991 9
Break up with her via txt.
JessieLeigh97 4
What a bitch...