Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML
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Wow. It actually got through. Thanks people. Now everyone can laugh at my unfortunate existence. For those of you wondering, it was our first date, I had arranged it by phone, that's why I hadn't kissed her yet. And my pimples grow really big, really quickly...
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LabRats_fml 4
pop it in her face
emetos 8
Dump the superficial b*tch.
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Comments (244)
wewewesoexcited 0
Get proactive
rury 0
well whipe it in her face
MiaLoves 8
Shes a jerk. simple as that. :3
Calivale 7
WoW doesn't she sound lovable.
eesingz48 3
Blackheads are worse! Lol...
GiantEvilCookie 6
Just wait for the pimple to go away (or find a way to get rid of it) and then kiss her.
smalls805 0
Haha
jeffcapell 3
grow a beard to hide it
blair_x 12
That's coldblooded...better luck next time. :/
byteolu 0
Hot that hoe