Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML
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Wow. It actually got through. Thanks people. Now everyone can laugh at my unfortunate existence. For those of you wondering, it was our first date, I had arranged it by phone, that's why I hadn't kissed her yet. And my pimples grow really big, really quickly...
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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LabRats_fml 4
pop it in her face
emetos 8
Dump the superficial b*tch.
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Comments (244)
Mithylove 13
She might not have meant to be so mean about it. But if stuff like that happens a lot you might want to get yourself a new girlfriend.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Welp, that's pretty shallow right there. FYL.
Jem777 6
You have a girlfriend that you've never kissed? wtf?
skittlemaster123 4
If she don't love you in the good the bad and the ugly she isn't worth it and you should move on.
gymnstemily92 0
Omg I would b embarressed!
icic6772 0
****** bitch
TheHarleaG 12
thats why theres this thing called soap :p
dogpup4 23
You do realise pimples come even if you wash your face carefully?
cmars3 7
I used to get them bad and then I washed my face 2 times day used some toner and they went away. It's not hard
bigbadtim 7
Not by the pimple on your chinny chin chin.
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Time for clearasil!
beautiful1998 0
tell me again why you like her??