Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML
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Wow. It actually got through. Thanks people. Now everyone can laugh at my unfortunate existence. For those of you wondering, it was our first date, I had arranged it by phone, that's why I hadn't kissed her yet. And my pimples grow really big, really quickly...
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LabRats_fml 4
pop it in her face
emetos 8
Dump the superficial b*tch.
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FuckAllOurLives 6
I kinda agree with her
ihasbekoala 5
all you have to do is pop the zit...
Iluvfmls95 0
ew!
LyddyKitty 0
Proactiv works miracles.
queen_rosie1994 12
tell her to close her eyes and ignore it. really, she shouldn't be so shallow unless you're both budding pubescents.
cmars3 7
It's not shallow to want your significant other to be clean. She could have said it nicer yeah but it is gross
elmousey 5
The fact that OP has never kissed his "girlfriend" should tell you that they are budding pubescents.
cmars3 7
First of all im 22 and i get them too but i take care of them. Second, It isn't clean. Pimples are cause by a bacterial infection in the oil glands and they are filled with pus. Third, it was by his mouth so it's understandable she wouldn't want to kiss him but she could've said it nicer.
ojosRojos 28
I’m 32, wash my face every day, and still get pimples regularly. It often has nothing to do with cleanliness. Mine are completely hormonal
cmars3 7
She's not superficial at all. When I start dating someone I expect them to be clean and take care of themselves just like I do for myself. A big pimple anywhere around his mouth would ruin the mood. It's not too much for him to pop it and clean it. If he cares about her then he'll do it.
TheNewGuy03 29
105, I eat a good diet, drink copious amounts of water, stay active, and use medicated pads on my face and other applicable parts, and I still get the occasional pimple, so I believe it depends on the person. And, to be honest, it's actually *bad* for your skin to pop all of your pimples.
RyanMacVey 17
i agree.... acne isnt always caused by bad hygiene or health... for most teenagers its just hormones ... all my brothers and me have had it... ive even tried popping them but it just leaves scars and then they come back
cmars3 7
Anywhere around your mouth, I can see why she wouldn't want to kiss him. I've been to a dermatologist, it's not bad to pop pimples. I get them too and I use a scrub and toner and it takes care of them. Also, tanning can get rid of them too. Its easy.
bradykutz 0
awh sorry bro
iMagzzzy 0
Slap that bitch
ihatemekay 6
Us girls dislike pimples. Especially Facial Acne.
TheNewGuy03 29
I dislike your face. :p
mollykatelynch 11
118-speak for yourself! not all girls are bitches and care about acne on boys!! some people cant help it!!!!!!!!
taylornicole97 8
Some guys really can't help it! It's not their fault they have pimples or "facial acne". Most girls really don't mind!
maddie2015 0
That's rude of her...she shouldn't care, Everyone has zits.