Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML
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Wow. It actually got through. Thanks people. Now everyone can laugh at my unfortunate existence. For those of you wondering, it was our first date, I had arranged it by phone, that's why I hadn't kissed her yet. And my pimples grow really big, really quickly...
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LabRats_fml 4
pop it in her face
emetos 8
Dump the superficial b*tch.
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Comments (244)
JessieLeigh97 4
Wow what a bitch..
justanotherrando_fml 2
Ewww!
SolemnlyLove 7
if shes hot pop the pimple and bang her, if shes not then pop it in her face and still bang her. Point here: bang her
haydenbro03 4
I guess the 116 people who say you deserved it are construction workers.
Zunain 0
Hahahaha
ms31_fml 3
Wait, you two are going out yet you have not kissed her yet? Wtf
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Dont rush things.
achurchi3605 5
say to her 'you have a pimple on your- oh wait thats your nose'
iloooovemylife 7
Pimples are gross
sociology 0
buy proactive dude
ben9694 0
What a bitch!
madibrielle212 0
Yeah she might think it's gross but that shouldn't mean you can't kiss her... If she liked or loved you enough she would see past it... If a girl judges by the face or anything like that then screw her! What matters is the inside!
cmars3 7
I was their first date so it's understandable she was grossed out