Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML
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Wow. It actually got through. Thanks people. Now everyone can laugh at my unfortunate existence. For those of you wondering, it was our first date, I had arranged it by phone, that's why I hadn't kissed her yet. And my pimples grow really big, really quickly...
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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LabRats_fml 4
pop it in her face
emetos 8
Dump the superficial b*tch.
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Comments (244)
wazowski77 0
al chipannis
BlueBug94 4
aw that's mean :(
woopdattrick 5
Tell her it's just the herpes.
meganseesstars 9
proactiv, dawg
3perry7 0
Dump her.
annasworld 3
go makeout with her best friend
Madiluvsyuh98 2
I feel your pain.
jaff23 11
Your girlfriend is not nice. She was gonna kiss your lips not your pimple!
wispywee 0
ok wth i woulve walked away from her without saying anything if that happened to me.
Opium_Production 5
If you were wearing your cover up it wouldn't have been a problem.