Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
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Top comments
umerin 32
Oh god. What is this world coming to?
MilkyFilmz 26
For a second, I thought it said a kid no older thN 4 was holding a shotgun
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Comments (165)
DragonConqueror 11
He's so young, it must have been a compliment!
phoneaddict13 29
that is just so disgusting! faith in humanity that I didn't have in the beggining - lost.
devildog3766 3
so the life guard on Grown Ups was driving
katydid91 31
Why aren't parents parenting anymore? Seriously, parenting may be tough but c'mon it's not rocket science.
BoobsAreGreat02 2
Better than saying you have a terrible ass
baileybean654 11
That kid is awesome. You're just too sensitive
Ziggy122 15
**** that kid's life with his terrible parents.
phreaker913 21
i dont understand. he gave you a compliment. how is that fml
mongoosemike 23
Well....maybe you have a nice ass? Do yourself a favor and calm down. It seems like people lately are so quick to jump to the absolute worst conclusions.
limabeans101029 21
Even if things like that are intended as a compliment, a lot of people don't like having their body commented on by random strangers as they're going about their day. Surely that's understandable.
mattrd_fml 31
Look on the bright side, at you have a nice ass!