Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
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Top comments
umerin 32
Oh god. What is this world coming to?
MilkyFilmz 26
For a second, I thought it said a kid no older thN 4 was holding a shotgun
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Comments (165)
AFaye3964 17
I don't wanna live on this planet anymore..
DewIchigo 17
**** our lives* -.-"
OhReallyNow2000 6
Oh boy....
kargirl3 14
this world is ****** up!
VittorioCarter 8
What's happening to our world...
vlalam 24
some people should not be allowed to breed, period.
pere 11
Monkey see, monkey do.
chaosmanfun 7
But who a aid it was his kid? Maybe it was is nephew or cousin or something you never know.
EvilTurtle 35
Okay first of all, the OP never said it was the driver's kid. Second, it doesn't really matter what the driver and the kid are to each other, the kid still needs to have some respect towards other people.
The_Big_Boss 20
I actually think that is awesome. I want to shake the dad's hand
squideth 18
For teaching his son to objectify and catcall women? Yeah please never have kids.
smile5210 7
Yep, engaging the life of a child is always the best option.
LisaDay 14
i dont see the problem here at all. "oh no, somene thought i look good, my life is so horrible!!" you think a kid riding shotgun in a truck is dangerous? its a hell of a lot safer than riding in a carseat in the back of a car.
LisaDay 14
how dare she be found attractive. her life must suck so much to be attractive enough that a guy would compliment her. poor her.
gracehi 33
It's not a compliment, Lisa. It's harassment. What grown woman wants that kind of attention from a toddler?
mary_13 26
#38 I think it's hilarious but I have a weird sense of humor, I think almost anything is funny. :)
LisaDay 14
do you really think a toddler came up with that on his own? the guy wanted her to see the cute little boy. and geez, maybe a woman who doesnt take everything offensively would like to be complimented. its not harrassment.
CaptainCookie 8
139, It doesn't matter that it wasn't the kid's idea. The problem is that the dad is teaching him that doing this is okay. Catcalling can range from disrespectful to threatening, but even so, most women I know find all of it to be gross and make them uncomfortable or scared.
gracehi 33
I don't know about you, Lisa, but I don't like being yelled at by strangers when I'm just minding my own business, regardless of the stranger's age or what they're shouting at me.
limabeans101029 21
139- Obviously it's unlikely that the 4 year old came up with it on his own, but that isn't the point. The point is that his dad (or whoever the older man might have been) is teaching him that it's okay to shout things like that at random women. Yes, it may be *intended* as a compliment, and I'm sure some women are okay with it, but lots of women aren't. It can feel very uncomfortable and annoying, especially if it happens regularly. Also there's a big difference between being told something like "you look very nice today" and having someone shout "nice ass!" at you. One is a friendly compliment, the other is creepy and annoying.
captainsmegma 12
Thank God for Sesame Street. Kids learn so young.