Miscellaneous: Today, I had an important oral report to deliver with a partner....

By Jamestown of Vagina - 13/09/2014 14:36 - United States - Houston

Today, I had an important oral report to deliver with a partner. Not only did he come in late and high, he pronounced Virginia as "Vagina" the whole way through. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 10:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

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By Torvaltz - 07/08/2016 08:31 - United States - Clinton

Today, during an important meeting, I forgot the name for West Virginia and described it as, "Virginia a bit to the left". FML

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Great opener

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 20:14 - United States - Champlin

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

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Delirious

By CanIGoHomeNow - 18/07/2021 08:01

Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML

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I'm doing the thing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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Many such cases

By Anonymous - 17/10/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I wanted to look clever during a work meeting, so I used a thesaurus to find a fancy word for “important.” I ended up calling a project "pivotal" but mispronounced it as "pee-votal" in front of everyone. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By FartMyLife - 11/08/2016 11:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, the VP of my company stopped by my desk to personally deliver praise on my recent performance. I watched in helpless horror as the noxious fart I had just released slapped him in the face. He was too polite to leave but gagged through his entire speech. If farts can kill careers... FML

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Business casual

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 08:30

Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

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By Me - 20/12/2016 01:40 - United States - Canyon Lake

Today, while reading out loud in front of my entire class and teacher, I learned that I can't pronounce the word 'success'. It came out as 'sex', and when I tried to correct myself more slowly (multiple times), it came out 'sexsex'. FML

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icnburbbygrl 23

Saturday 13 September 2014 23:02

Ah yes, the state of ****** was founded in 1770

Thinkitthrough 23

Saturday 13 September 2014 23:03

Horrible partners... something most of us can relate to. unless you are the the bad partner in which case we hate you

Comments

umerin 32

Saturday 13 September 2014 23:01

Hope he didn't cause you to get a bad grade.

noah_1234 24

Sunday 14 September 2014 6:58

i really hope karma gets him bad, that was something important to you and he just screws you over!! im really sorry op

mb2_native 15

Monday 15 September 2014 3:34

1, what would of caused a bad mark is if he yelled "F&$k her in the pu$&y" haha

icnburbbygrl 23

Saturday 13 September 2014 23:02

Ah yes, the state of ****** was founded in 1770

DocBastard 38

Sunday 14 September 2014 0:29

Commonwealth* Thanks, Wikipedia.

captainsmegma 12

Sunday 14 September 2014 0:58

And the capital is Dicksburg.

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 14 September 2014 2:36

* Dickmond.

noah_1234 24

Sunday 14 September 2014 7:00

actually the capital would be pleasure hole

Thinkitthrough 23

Saturday 13 September 2014 23:03

Horrible partners... something most of us can relate to. unless you are the the bad partner in which case we hate you

stargirl_95 24

Sunday 14 September 2014 17:51

I remember seeing a tweet that said something like "when I die I want my coffin to be lowered by the people I did projects with so they can let me down one last time". I think that's something we can all relate to

Mortoli 30

Monday 15 September 2014 12:21

Reminds me of a project I did in English 12 grade. Had to draw and color Beowulf scenes. Me and my partner got the dragon scene. I drew he colored. The drawing was so bad ass. It was definitely my best drawing ever. Till he colored it. The dragon looked like Pete's dragon... I even drew the most epic kill shot with beowulfs friend. Lol had that dude jump off cliff to dragons head with sword going down. it was epic. But then. Pete's dragon was killed...

Mortoli 30

Monday 15 September 2014 12:32

Those scenes were so hard to draw too. I'm a little upset my teach threw them away though. I would have kept them. But yeah. It was funny. And it took a lot of time drew a background with cave and I think I drew gold I don't remember. But it was amazing work. Might redraw it in future lol. If I can. I suck at drawing.