Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML
Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
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Top comments
umerin 32
Oh god. What is this world coming to?
MilkyFilmz 26
For a second, I thought it said a kid no older thN 4 was holding a shotgun
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Comments (165)
onlychildFTW 34
Kids at that age want to be like their parents. If the parents are trash, which we can infer to a degree, then odds are the kid will be trash to.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Wait, that was the kid who said that?
ThunderTheRad 14
Just hope he was bribed, OP.
skyline0392 8
See that's a dad bonding with his son. When I was a kid my dad got me to go up to girl and say hey baby nice butt.
ginaqueen 3
lolol who the f cares..... the world will always be a fd up place. Not your kid not your problem....
TahoeFMler 22
Couldn't possibly be that the child has a jackass parent/uncle/etc that knew the kid would repeat a coached statement?
SausageWaffles 4
haha that kid sounds chill as ****
Saraishi 25
I agree that it was not something a kid that age should say but the damn, 'I lost faith in humanity in' phrase is being thrown around way too much. It's as annoying now as 'retweet', 'hastag' and 'selfie'.
Hipnog 15
Perhaps they are both compensating for something...
Starham1 14
Well, if a four-year-old sees it, it must be true.