Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, during sex, I somehow sneezed hard enough to really hurt my neck and shoulder. But don't worry, writhing in pain doesn't ruin the mood. My boyfriend just kept going. FML
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
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Top comments
fishycanswim 0
Well that...sucks, you really...blew that one for him.
AyeItsMobleyy 0
cocky much?
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Comments (199)
blocparty 0
practice on my dick.
misfitSuperStar 0
At least you didn't gag!!!
blaaaaakely 0
YDI for saying 'pain settled down'. I think you mean subsided.
RichyD3 0
lol to funny! :]
alex1432 9
your pretty
sculp91 0
jeepers calm down there tiger. you actually enjoy sucking ****?
Maflagulator 1
Hey!! This chick is a champion in my book!! Gotta be a trooper to finish what you start in a situation like that!!
LOLatU87 0
lol wicked photo!!!!
rebbee 0
You have found a friend! beer belly buddys!
starile 20
It's a great thing if she enjoys sucking her boyfriend off, don't try to make her feel bad about it. I feel sorry for you if no girl likes to suck your ****.
dudeitsdanny 10
My girlfriend likes it. I have some friends who like it. Its not that unusual. Of course, they also like to have the favor returned.
remy3106 10
I agree with 115 it's not that bad, I accaully love cocks so I like giving ******** :)
Freeze_fml 17
Why would you tell people that?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Agreed, 115.
remy3106 10
oh darn!! my comment didn't show up, I was saying how I like **** lol and ******** are fun to me
Guapito91 0
WTF...?! that's the f***ing hottest thing you can say..!
rogerover 19
You are my heroine
isallwaysme 27
my girlfriend likes it, not everybody hates it.
bh0p 0
FML I just read this disturbing FML as soon as I logged on. :/
UnicornsDoExist 0
I learned something today. you're a dumb bitch.
Horde 8
no, she's just dedicated :]
rebbee 0
Agreed. OP's a trooper. Strength through adversity! :-)
isallwaysme 27
and you're an ugly one
RFetsch 0
u fruitcup!
unmadebed 0
Hahah "settled down", was it being too rambunctious?=]
meneedlove 0
I laughed at your nickname after reading this :)
RedPillSucks 33
That's a lot of neck action. Was his dick that long or did you need a running start? Props for staying in there and finishing the job, most wouldn't do that.