Intimacy: Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic...

By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Cramped

By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2016 14:53

Today, during sex, I somehow sneezed hard enough to really hurt my neck and shoulder. But don't worry, writhing in pain doesn't ruin the mood. My boyfriend just kept going. FML

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By canucks_chick - 23/10/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:03

Well that...sucks, you really...blew that one for him.

AyeItsMobleyy 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:01

cocky much?

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VickyG17 4

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:03

it goes with name ya?

paid2think 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:04

that's cool!

shakethat 10

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:04

it looks like your the loser. #2

RadAtThis01 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:05

FHL

Eyou 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:05

opps i didnt mean to say that u shoulda cracked his dick too :)

BrookeBabe92 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:05

Haha. YDI.

nascar1477 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 10:57

damn girl...you are absolutely gorgeous!!!

BrookeBabe92 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 17:27

Thank you. (:

nascar1477 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 8:55

you are very welcome! :)

elliottemoose 1

Monday 5 December 2011 8:55

And you my friend are close to being a pedophile! :)

SunshineBoy21 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:06

If being number two is a winner, then you are all over that!!!

rebbee 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:07

*****. lol jk. Sounds like something I would do.

Guapito91 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 5:51

Damn... that sounds hot..!

ammo777 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 16:02

damn u got some great DSLs in ur pic... lol

LOLatU87 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 16:09

Atleast you suck ****, alotta girls don't do it. trust me after he blows he'll do anything for you cumming is like a drug. have him rub your neck afterwards!!!