FML : Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself...

Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

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You deserved it

By dizzlewizzle / Friday 6 March 2009 02:29 / United States

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By Jimboom | 11

#18120 - Friday 6 March 2009 16:34

Lol! Should have said "Sorry teacher. Just thought I would give you a hand with the lesson".

By acrho | 0

#18099 - Friday 6 March 2009 16:15

Sooo...are you getting an A+ now?

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By DrConstantine | 0

#18091 - Friday 6 March 2009 16:12

Watch where you're sticking your hands, moron.

beberrr92_fml | 0

#2482792 - Monday 9 May 2011 16:56

favs.

By Liveanotherday | 0

#18097 - Friday 6 March 2009 16:15

Haha...sorry but that's just too funny. What was your teacher's reaction?

fatalkiss | 0

#966152 - Monday 22 March 2010 4:18

you didn't proceed to stretch your arms you just fucking stretched them

htownlove | 0

#977318 - Saturday 10 April 2010 17:10

true @52

sea333 | 3

#2376293 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 6:41

its called using your peripherals. you use them to look around and make sure nothing is in your way.

By acrho | 0

#18099 - Friday 6 March 2009 16:15

Sooo...are you getting an A+ now?

UnluckyChicka | 0

#1932503 - Thursday 6 January 2011 4:09

haha, if he got hard she is :D

adamo_erebus | 25

#5506070 - Saturday 25 May 2013 7:12

nah, but she definitely got the D

By z4opv14 | 0

#18117 - Friday 6 March 2009 16:32

How is this a FML?

andy231245 | 4

#961156 - Thursday 18 March 2010 6:09

It's an fml because he had to play it off like he meant to do it and keep going till the teacher was satisfied.

By Jimboom | 11

#18120 - Friday 6 March 2009 16:34

Lol! Should have said "Sorry teacher. Just thought I would give you a hand with the lesson".

8ccheng | 0

#381582 - Thursday 9 July 2009 10:52

LOL I would have loved to see his reaction

KRYPTON1T3 | 5

#2210159 - Sunday 20 March 2011 7:52

rofl.

By Tenantry | 0

#18136 - Friday 6 March 2009 16:45

Lol @ 6
People do anything to get good grades. Made me lol though all the same :)

By Spider_fml | 9

#18153 - Friday 6 March 2009 16:59

For this FML, it would be rather relevant to know if you're a guy or a girl...

By King_of_Kings_2 | 0

#18197 - Friday 6 March 2009 17:56

#6

good one. lol

By courtneyissofuck | 0

#18225 - Friday 6 March 2009 18:17

did he acknowledge it?!

By useless06 | 0

#18248 - Friday 6 March 2009 18:31

lol @ #6, and truth @ #8.

knowing his reaction would be key...

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