Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, I was in my psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew, I looked up to see everyone with their notebooks on their desks. It was an open-note test. FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
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Jimboom 12
Lol! Should have said "Sorry teacher. Just thought I would give you a hand with the lesson".
acrho 0
Sooo...are you getting an A+ now?
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Comments (77)
may_cause_fail 0
Look before you reach. :]
Heatstreak 0
lmao GG
JeanNe91 0
OMG OMG OMG that happened to me too!!!!
tigergirl72 0
eeew i would have screamed and ran to the bathroom
Yoo_fml 0
epic fail
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
#8... why? Is it REALLY less awkward either way?
Chura 0
.. i kind of did the same thing my freshman year of high school .. i was passing a handout to the person sitting next to me right at the same time my teacher was walking up the aisle... i hit him with the back of my hand...
ams_fml 0
awwwwww i'm taking psychology! but i have a girl teacher so that would never happen....
mrdeeds23 0
bahahahahah
WellThatSuckz 14
You better be getting an A XD