Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML
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ohhboyy 0
that would've been great if 69 ppl saw.. haw
trixr4kids 0
HAHAHA dumbass
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JAGGER_fml 0
dang that sucks!
laxman_fml 0
I call BS if he was using MSN. What you're listening to is audio, not video.
juggyjones 0
OH NO, NOT **** D: i doubt all 63 people on your contact list cared to see what you were "listening to"
airandfingers 0
One time I was on my computer downloading files with a file-sharing client, and someone started downloading a **** video from my computer. I messaged them saying "WTF, PERVERT" and they signed off without finishing the download. Hahaha good times.
miso1337 0
lol **** isnta bad thing, me and my friends joke about it all the time, actually today my friend gave me a membership 2 a website lol and before we had a conversation (while we were in a dairy queen) about who's house's we've jacked off in... in other words, every1 does it lol, who cares
skiz_fml 0
and now you know not to watch **** using iTunes
rofloldude 0
wtf? the "what you're listening to" option doesnt come up if you're watching ****, this is a bunch of bullshit xD
rofloldude 0
roflmao, #69 = a bullshitter, I find it hilarious that you're calling me an idiot when you most likely know nothing about computers, whereas I've been programming for 7 years. He said the "what you're listening to" was on Newflash retard: The "what you're listening to" option only comes up when you're listening to music, not when you're watching a video file, so either he's making up shit without thinking about how it's not possible, or he enjoys wanking while LISTENING to ****...
Chocolate_Chunk 2
you realize that you're a moron? and that there are several chat programs out there that WILL list videos in that feature and several video players that WILL send the title to that feature as if it was an MP3? you're probably one of the idiots that call themselves programmer when all they do is HTML. Or even worse, you're doing VB.
Tarunyboy 0
Ahahahahajah , this is y i unplug my intetnet when i do that, hahahahagagagagagahahahahagaggaagagagahahahahahah
Jaymay14 0
A) why do you poeple have so many issues B) i wantch **** on itunes, ipod video converter, the name would come up if i was in Msn/Aim lol