Intimacy: Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some...

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2015 13:17 - United States - Westborough

Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML

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Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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By Nigel - 13/07/2015 21:15 - United States

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML

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By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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ohhboyy 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:17

that would've been great if 69 ppl saw.. haw

trixr4kids 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:14

HAHAHA dumbass

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JAGGER_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:05

dang that sucks!

laxman_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:06

I call BS if he was using MSN. What you're listening to is audio, not video.

juggyjones 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:15

OH NO, NOT **** D: i doubt all 63 people on your contact list cared to see what you were "listening to"

airandfingers 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:17

One time I was on my computer downloading files with a file-sharing client, and someone started downloading a **** video from my computer. I messaged them saying "WTF, PERVERT" and they signed off without finishing the download. Hahaha good times.

miso1337 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 7:29

lol **** isnta bad thing, me and my friends joke about it all the time, actually today my friend gave me a membership 2 a website lol and before we had a conversation (while we were in a dairy queen) about who's house's we've jacked off in... in other words, every1 does it lol, who cares

skiz_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 8:04

and now you know not to watch **** using iTunes

rofloldude 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 8:11

wtf? the "what you're listening to" option doesnt come up if you're watching ****, this is a bunch of bullshit xD

rofloldude 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 10:02

roflmao, #69 = a bullshitter, I find it hilarious that you're calling me an idiot when you most likely know nothing about computers, whereas I've been programming for 7 years. He said the "what you're listening to" was on Newflash retard: The "what you're listening to" option only comes up when you're listening to music, not when you're watching a video file, so either he's making up shit without thinking about how it's not possible, or he enjoys wanking while LISTENING to ****...

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Friday 20 August 2010 12:38

you realize that you're a moron? and that there are several chat programs out there that WILL list videos in that feature and several video players that WILL send the title to that feature as if it was an MP3? you're probably one of the idiots that call themselves programmer when all they do is HTML. Or even worse, you're doing VB.