By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

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Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
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SDee1234 11

Thats almost scary lol. He's spying on you:-P

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Cortezthe1st 23

Maybe he noticed that everything was closed, so he assumed you were doing the nasty.

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OBTrice 15

Maybe he saw it, or heard it some other time?

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Demig0d6 14

Or he has spy cameras in the room

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StillUsesMyspace 22

Maybe OP just needs to clean his room

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chickenfeet223 11

Having a camera in the room, shows lack of trust. I hope not

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tman1985 9

plot twist, op has an old fashioned keyhole style door knob. Win for Troll-Dad

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Helpfulman 17

The router stores every website you've visited using that internet connection so I'm gonna say he was looking at that.

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SDee1234 11

Thats almost scary lol. He's spying on you:-P

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badluckalex 23

hidden cameras!!

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xmusic4lifex 13

Or maybe he is just overall disgusted in you. Maybe the **** is unrelated.

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ibanghellokitty 8

Let's hope that it was just expired junk food that he left But I hate it when people say something that paranoids me..

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zandalee 19

Or maybe a great big dollop of sperm just dropped off the ceiling and onto his Dads face...:-))

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viva_la_blondes 15

#62 as if that comment wasn't ew enough, thanks for the creepy happy face after it.

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JKPwnage 27

#89 What can't you even? Some papers?

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MattM95 16

It's very possible #4. Also he could have been monitoring the network. Sucks to be you OP. I guess your dad is disgusted by a big chunk of the human population.

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niallo 23

He may also have a key logger in your computer. Or be recording the sites you go to. It's his internet access, you can't stop him. An answer would be pay for your own internet access.

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0ss 12

Bitcoins, that is if his isp will accept them. He could always try wooden nickels if all else fails.

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Cortezthe1st 23

Maybe he noticed that everything was closed, so he assumed you were doing the nasty.

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gjikvtj 18

Maybe he forgot to shut down the lump in his trousers

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DonkeyTeeth2013 22

Maybe be a little more careful next time

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FuckYouScience12 8

What are your genius ideas for being more careful?

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zandalee 19

Tinfoil on the head so Dad can't read his sons mind of course...

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weveallbeenthere 30

what kind of **** were you watching. guess your dad can link up to your computer. I need to figure out how to do that.

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tiernang 21

My dad works with computers, which is why I take an easy couple steps to not being caught. I only use my phones data just for this reason.

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JustinKirby 20

Maybe OP isn't as stealthy as he thinks.

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saad2605 16

#140 I'm guessing your new around here. OP means Original post /poster :)

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Pixiecrack 11

close ur curtains I found out my parents saw through my window. ..never be afraid. ..u r dad did it when he was younger and it's a natural part of life...FUCK IT, OP!! Let ur shit hang loose!! :)

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omgitsmoe 26

Your parents saw you ********** through the window?

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Marley_000 14

You had me at "let ur shit hang loose!!"

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cryssycakesx3 22

I can't wait for the English version of this comment to come out

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Soloman212 28

Well, 49, fortunately that was the end of her comment, so you didn't miss much save an emoticon.

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