Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
SDee1234
| 11
Thats almost scary lol. He's spying on you:-P
By
Cortezthe1st
| 23
Maybe he noticed that everything was closed, so he assumed you were doing the nasty.
COMMENTS
By
OBTrice
| 15
Maybe he saw it, or heard it some other time?
Reply
Demig0d6
| 14
Or he has spy cameras in the room
Reply
StillUsesMyspace
| 22
Maybe OP just needs to clean his room
Reply
chickenfeet223
| 11
Having a camera in the room, shows lack of trust. I hope not
Reply
Odb75
| 5
Spyware
Reply
badminton
| 14
Son I am disappoint.
Reply
tman1985
| 9
plot twist, op has an old fashioned keyhole style door knob. Win for Troll-Dad
Reply
Helpfulman
| 17
The router stores every website you've visited using that internet connection so I'm gonna say he was looking at that.
By
SDee1234
| 11
Thats almost scary lol. He's spying on you:-P
Reply
badluckalex
| 23
hidden cameras!!
Reply
xmusic4lifex
| 13
Or maybe he is just overall disgusted in you. Maybe the porn is unrelated.
Reply
Grenith
| 21
Let's hope so #53
Reply
ibanghellokitty
| 8
Let's hope that it was just expired junk food that he left
But I hate it when people say something that paranoids me..
But I hate it when people say something that paranoids me..
By
Matrixuniverses
| 13
Wow, he's probably just trolling
Reply
zandalee
| 19
Or maybe a great big dollop of sperm just dropped off the ceiling and onto his Dads face...:-))
Reply
BoltTheSuperdog
| 22
#62 WTF?!!!
Reply
viva_la_blondes
| 15
#62 as if that comment wasn't ew enough, thanks for the creepy happy face after it.
Reply
SPARTAN11810
| 9
@62 I can't even
Reply
JKPwnage
| 25
#89 What can't you even? Some papers?
Reply
The_4th_Doctor
| 13
Um. What the hell?
By
aireeahna
| 23
maybe he has your computer bugged?
Reply
MattM95
| 16
It's very possible #4. Also he could have been monitoring the network. Sucks to be you OP. I guess your dad is disgusted by a big chunk of the human population.
Reply
rylaii
| 26
only maybe?
Reply
niallo
| 23
He may also have a key logger in your computer. Or be recording the sites you go to. It's his internet access, you can't stop him. An answer would be pay for your own internet access.
Reply
SPARTAN11810
| 9
@81 With what money?
Reply
0ss
| 12
Bitcoins, that is if his isp will accept them. He could always try wooden nickels if all else fails.
By
Cortezthe1st
| 23
Maybe he noticed that everything was closed, so he assumed you were doing the nasty.
Reply
gjikvtj
| 18
Maybe he forgot to shut down the lump in his trousers
By
DonkeyTeeth2013
| 22
Maybe be a little more careful next time
Reply
FuckYouScience12
| 8
What are your genius ideas for being more careful?
Reply
omgitsmoe
| 26
HOT SPOT SHIELD
Reply
zandalee
| 19
Tinfoil on the head so Dad can't read his sons mind of course...
By
weveallbeenthere
| 30
what kind of porn were you watching. guess your dad can link up to your computer. I need to figure out how to do that.
Reply
tiernang
| 21
My dad works with computers, which is why I take an easy couple steps to not being caught. I only use my phones data just for this reason.
Reply
tomgun_fml
| 16
How?
Reply
xSphinx
| 18
Google.
By
JustinKirby
| 20
Maybe OP isn't as stealthy as he thinks.
Reply
Emzinatorbot
| 26
What does OP mean?
Reply
saad2605
| 16
#140 I'm guessing your new around here. OP means Original post /poster :)
By
JaffaMC
| 13
He looked through the keyhole.
By
Pixiecrack
| 11
close ur curtains I found out my parents saw through my window. ..never be afraid. ..u r dad did it when he was younger and it's a natural part of life...FUCK IT, OP!! Let ur shit hang loose!! :)
Reply
omgitsmoe
| 26
Your parents saw you masturbate through the window?
Reply
Marley_000
| 14
You had me at "let ur shit hang loose!!"
Reply
cryssycakesx3
| 22
I can't wait for the English version of this comment to come out
Reply
Soloman212
| 28
Well, 49, fortunately that was the end of her comment, so you didn't miss much save an emoticon.