By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Spicy
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 516
You deserved it 14 935

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Thats almost scary lol. He's spying on you:-P

Maybe he noticed that everything was closed, so he assumed you were doing the nasty.

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Maybe he saw it, or heard it some other time?

Or he has spy cameras in the room

Maybe OP just needs to clean his room

Having a camera in the room, shows lack of trust. I hope not

Son I am disappoint.

plot twist, op has an old fashioned keyhole style door knob. Win for Troll-Dad

The router stores every website you've visited using that internet connection so I'm gonna say he was looking at that.

Thats almost scary lol. He's spying on you:-P

hidden cameras!!

Or maybe he is just overall disgusted in you. Maybe the porn is unrelated.

Let's hope so #53

Let's hope that it was just expired junk food that he left But I hate it when people say something that paranoids me..

Wow, he's probably just trolling

Or maybe a great big dollop of sperm just dropped off the ceiling and onto his Dads face...:-))

#62 as if that comment wasn't ew enough, thanks for the creepy happy face after it.

#89 What can't you even? Some papers?

maybe he has your computer bugged?

It's very possible #4. Also he could have been monitoring the network. Sucks to be you OP. I guess your dad is disgusted by a big chunk of the human population.

He may also have a key logger in your computer. Or be recording the sites you go to. It's his internet access, you can't stop him. An answer would be pay for your own internet access.

@81 With what money?

Bitcoins, that is if his isp will accept them. He could always try wooden nickels if all else fails.

Maybe he noticed that everything was closed, so he assumed you were doing the nasty.

Maybe he forgot to shut down the lump in his trousers

Maybe be a little more careful next time

What are your genius ideas for being more careful?

HOT SPOT SHIELD

Tinfoil on the head so Dad can't read his sons mind of course...

what kind of porn were you watching. guess your dad can link up to your computer. I need to figure out how to do that.

My dad works with computers, which is why I take an easy couple steps to not being caught. I only use my phones data just for this reason.

Maybe OP isn't as stealthy as he thinks.

What does OP mean?

#140 I'm guessing your new around here. OP means Original post /poster :)

He looked through the keyhole.

close ur curtains I found out my parents saw through my window. ..never be afraid. ..u r dad did it when he was younger and it's a natural part of life...FUCK IT, OP!! Let ur shit hang loose!! :)

Your parents saw you masturbate through the window?

You had me at "let ur shit hang loose!!"

I can't wait for the English version of this comment to come out

Well, 49, fortunately that was the end of her comment, so you didn't miss much save an emoticon.