Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted....

By wtf - 16/5/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By SDee1234 | 11

#5947726 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

Thats almost scary lol. He's spying on you:-P

By Cortezthe1st | 23

#5947730 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

Maybe he noticed that everything was closed, so he assumed you were doing the nasty.

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By OBTrice | 15

#5947725 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:06

Maybe he saw it, or heard it some other time?

Demig0d6 | 14

#5947813 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:41

Or he has spy cameras in the room

StillUsesMyspace | 22

#5947861 - Saturday 17 May 2014 6:32

Maybe OP just needs to clean his room

chickenfeet223 | 11

#5947865 - Saturday 17 May 2014 6:36

Having a camera in the room, shows lack of trust. I hope not

Odb75 | 5

#5948050 - Saturday 17 May 2014 11:58

Spyware

badminton | 14

#5948696 - Sunday 18 May 2014 3:31

Son I am disappoint.

tman1985 | 9

#5949220 - Sunday 18 May 2014 18:26

plot twist, op has an old fashioned keyhole style door knob. Win for Troll-Dad

Helpfulman | 17

#5949833 - Monday 19 May 2014 7:22

The router stores every website you've visited using that internet connection so I'm gonna say he was looking at that.

By SDee1234 | 11

#5947726 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

Thats almost scary lol. He's spying on you:-P

badluckalex | 23

#5947840 - Saturday 17 May 2014 6:04

hidden cameras!!

xmusic4lifex | 13

#5947935 - Saturday 17 May 2014 7:49

Or maybe he is just overall disgusted in you. Maybe the porn is unrelated.

Grenith | 21

#5948593 - Sunday 18 May 2014 2:07

Let's hope so #53

ibanghellokitty | 8

#5964577 - Wednesday 4 June 2014 0:34

Let's hope that it was just expired junk food that he left

But I hate it when people say something that paranoids me..

By Matrixuniverses | 12

#5947728 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

Wow, he's probably just trolling

zandalee | 19

#5948027 - Saturday 17 May 2014 9:49

Or maybe a great big dollop of sperm just dropped off the ceiling and onto his Dads face...:-))

BoltTheSuperdog | 22

#5948040 - Saturday 17 May 2014 10:48

#62 WTF?!!!

viva_la_blondes | 15

#5948159 - Saturday 17 May 2014 15:47

#62 as if that comment wasn't ew enough, thanks for the creepy happy face after it.

SPARTAN11810 | 9

#5948321 - Saturday 17 May 2014 20:00

@62 I can't even

JKPwnage | 25

#5948759 - Sunday 18 May 2014 4:37

#89 What can't you even? Some papers?

The_4th_Doctor | 13

#6006270 - Sunday 13 July 2014 0:27

Um. What the hell?

By aireeahna | 23

#5947729 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

maybe he has your computer bugged?

MattM95 | 16

#5947774 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:20

It's very possible #4. Also he could have been monitoring the network. Sucks to be you OP. I guess your dad is disgusted by a big chunk of the human population.

rylaii | 26

#5948023 - Saturday 17 May 2014 9:42

only maybe?

niallo | 23

#5948205 - Saturday 17 May 2014 17:11

He may also have a key logger in your computer. Or be recording the sites you go to. It's his internet access, you can't stop him. An answer would be pay for your own internet access.

SPARTAN11810 | 9

#5948322 - Saturday 17 May 2014 20:01

@81 With what money?

0ss | 12

#5950834 - Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:13

Bitcoins, that is if his isp will accept them. He could always try wooden nickels if all else fails.

By Cortezthe1st | 23

#5947730 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:07

Maybe he noticed that everything was closed, so he assumed you were doing the nasty.

gjikvtj | 18

#5948163 - Saturday 17 May 2014 16:02

Maybe he forgot to shut down the lump in his trousers

By DonkeyTeeth2013 | 22

#5947742 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:11

Maybe be a little more careful next time

FuckYouScience12 | 8

#5947775 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:22

What are your genius ideas for being more careful?

omgitsmoe | 26

#5947778 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:22

HOT SPOT SHIELD

zandalee | 19

#5948028 - Saturday 17 May 2014 9:52

Tinfoil on the head so Dad can't read his sons mind of course...

By weveallbeenthere | 30

#5947743 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:11

what kind of porn were you watching. guess your dad can link up to your computer. I need to figure out how to do that.

tiernang | 21

#5948147 - Saturday 17 May 2014 15:19

My dad works with computers, which is why I take an easy couple steps to not being caught. I only use my phones data just for this reason.

tomgun_fml | 16

#5948915 - Sunday 18 May 2014 7:37

How?

xSphinx | 18

#5949645 - Monday 19 May 2014 3:08

Google.

By JustinKirby | 20

#5947745 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:11

Maybe OP isn't as stealthy as he thinks.

Emzinatorbot | 26

#5965635 - Thursday 5 June 2014 4:24

What does OP mean?

saad2605 | 16

#5972952 - Thursday 12 June 2014 7:53

#140 I'm guessing your new around here. OP means Original post /poster :)

By JaffaMC | 13

#5947751 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:13

He looked through the keyhole.

By Pixiecrack | 11

#5947752 - Saturday 17 May 2014 5:13

close ur curtains I found out my parents saw through my window. ..never be afraid. ..u r dad did it when he was younger and it's a natural part of life...FUCK IT, OP!! Let ur shit hang loose!! :)