Intimacy: Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some...

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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You deserved it 15 010

By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2015 13:17 - United States - Westborough

Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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You deserved it 68 991

By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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You deserved it 53 400

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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You deserved it 43 638

Listen up

By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 2 105

Not funny

By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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ohhboyy 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:17

that would've been great if 69 ppl saw.. haw

trixr4kids 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:14

HAHAHA dumbass

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xotori 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 3:58

lmao,that sucks.

TBD3 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:00

Wasn't there one VERY similar to this?

k1ngj4m3z 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:17

Owned lmao

nushadow 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:17

Who ****** cares, thats not bad and yes there was one exactly like this. You could just say you're joking around and trying to spark a convo.

KenMcGormick 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:21

i play **** with WM player... it wun show up... unless u somehow store **** as an audio file... u deserve it

ninjachik 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:24

I totally agree with # 36. YLIF just cuz people found out you were watching ****? What guy doesn't (assuming you're a guy)? You're normal..

twistoffate89 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:26

MSN does it if you watch vids in itunes too :/

nuga 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:31

ivdrscg 2

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:35

we caught my friend like that! LAWL

missus_butter 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:44

"Today, I was watching **** on my computer, when I saw that my grandson was also online. He was watching the same porno I was. FML"

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