FML : Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes...

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nigel / Monday 13 July 2015 21:15 / United States

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By skittles73 | 14

#6350257 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:13

What kind of porn do you watch?

By kells1124 | 14

#6350254 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:11

at least she didn't know what it actually was!

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By kells1124 | 14

#6350254 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:11

at least she didn't know what it actually was!

mds9986 | 24

#6350277 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:43

A few years from now she'll realize it. She probably won't say anything, but she'll know.

PhinIt2WinIt | 24

#6350291 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 9:14

that's if she remembers. But the OP was lucky it wasn't somebody else. question is how old is their sister and friend?

JMichael | 25

#6350399 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 16:08

Am I the only one curious about what the hell he was watching that it sounded like dinosaurs?

bulletsinthewind | 21

#6350875 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 3:35

Hopefully she doesn't embarrass him when she realizes what it was in a couple of years

shadowshalf | 8

#6353400 - Saturday 18 July 2015 0:43

it was pony porn

By mswhatever | 18

#6350255 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:11

How old is your sister? That is super sad. Maybe invest in some headphones?

PurpleMyth | 28

#6350265 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:23

They were obviously using headphones #2. It was the Bluetooth that made the sound come out of speakers elsewhere in the house

enginsteve | 16

#6350285 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 9:02

Never ever never FAP with headphones. You need to be aware of your surroundings. if you're using headphones you never know if somebody is walking in, creeping down the hallway, or if there's an earthquake going on a tornado or hurricane. You need to have your wits about you and be alert!

Marcelb | 17

#6350342 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 12:56

#18 Dude, DJ-headphones. You can have one speaker on your ear and put the other one behind your other ear. :)

funkypenguin | 7

#6350383 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 14:46

#18 Or you know... earphones. One in one out.

PePziNL | 20

#6350866 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 3:10

Or you know... no earphones and make 100% sure you're home alone.

Or blast that shit at full volume like you don't give a fuck.

By tranced_ | 41

#6350256 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:13

mute!

clemsi | 20

#6350314 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 10:28

If your going to mute porn you might as well buy a playboy.

glassmatador | 14

#6350315 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 10:33

Two words for you... motion picture

By skittles73 | 14

#6350257 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:13

What kind of porn do you watch?

tranced_ | 41

#6350261 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:18

Probably jurassexxx park!

sstahpp | 33

#6350320 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 11:25

Well dinosaurs are cool again lately.

Fmlsea | 26

#6350327 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 12:14

that's what i was thinking . but im guessing op just sounds like a dying dinasouar when he's jacking off.

seriouslysmashd | 11

#6350386 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 14:56

It's comments like these that man created the Internet for!

DasKonigsEnde | 9

#6350606 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 20:51

Dinosaur porn obviously

DorkusDemitrius | 9

#6350779 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:56

The Cretaceous kind ?

SouL_WraitH | 12

#6351005 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 5:42

finally someone is asking important questions.....

NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#7556819 - Thursday 26 October 2017 1:58

Tyrannosaurus sex

By Drakone | 9

#6350259 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:14

What's with so many people having such issues with blue tooth. . .

By MakeTodayADTR | 20

#6350260 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:17

Jurassic Park: Indominus Sex

Wolfipoo | 31

#6350344 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 12:58

Why do I feel like someone has made a crappy porn movie about the that?

Hyenayena | 27

#6351157 - Wednesday 15 July 2015 9:18

Wait And see. There's a porn parody of everything. Nothing is sacred anymore

By sirhavok747 | 4

#6350270 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:31

This is why I don't understand why people always have their phone's Bluetooth turned on.

By rlak111 | 19

#6350271 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:32

I bet that was a hard situation

sstahpp | 33

#6350321 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 11:26

Stop.

nfedrichy | 20

#6350468 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 18:20

Sstahpp

By ukeandfoodislife | 19

#6350273 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:34

how old was she? good think she didn't know what it actually was or you would have to deal with a little more than shame

By UhHuhHoney | 20

#6350274 - Tuesday 14 July 2015 8:35

Lol wow

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