By Nigel - United States
  Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML
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  enginsteve  |  17

Never ever never FAP with headphones. You need to be aware of your surroundings. if you're using headphones you never know if somebody is walking in, creeping down the hallway, or if there's an earthquake going on a tornado or hurricane. You need to have your wits about you and be alert!