Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML
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skittles73
| 14
What kind of porn do you watch?
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kells1124
| 14
at least she didn't know what it actually was!
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kells1124
| 14
at least she didn't know what it actually was!
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mds9986
| 24
A few years from now she'll realize it. She probably won't say anything, but she'll know.
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PhinIt2WinIt
| 24
that's if she remembers. But the OP was lucky it wasn't somebody else. question is how old is their sister and friend?
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JMichael
| 25
Am I the only one curious about what the hell he was watching that it sounded like dinosaurs?
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bulletsinthewind
| 21
Hopefully she doesn't embarrass him when she realizes what it was in a couple of years
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shadowshalf
| 8
it was pony porn
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mswhatever
| 18
How old is your sister? That is super sad. Maybe invest in some headphones?
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PurpleMyth
| 28
They were obviously using headphones #2. It was the Bluetooth that made the sound come out of speakers elsewhere in the house
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enginsteve
| 17
Never ever never FAP with headphones. You need to be aware of your surroundings. if you're using headphones you never know if somebody is walking in, creeping down the hallway, or if there's an earthquake going on a tornado or hurricane. You need to have your wits about you and be alert!
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Marcelb
| 17
#18 Dude, DJ-headphones. You can have one speaker on your ear and put the other one behind your other ear. :)
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funkypenguin
| 7
#18 Or you know... earphones. One in one out.
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PePziNL
| 20
Or you know... no earphones and make 100% sure you're home alone.
Or blast that shit at full volume like you don't give a fuck.
Or blast that shit at full volume like you don't give a fuck.
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tranced_
| 43
mute!
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clemsi
| 20
If your going to mute porn you might as well buy a playboy.
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glassmatador
| 14
Two words for you... motion picture
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skittles73
| 14
What kind of porn do you watch?
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tranced_
| 43
Probably jurassexxx park!
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sstahpp
| 33
Well dinosaurs are cool again lately.
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Fmlsea
| 28
that's what i was thinking . but im guessing op just sounds like a dying dinasouar when he's jacking off.
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seriouslysmashd
| 11
It's comments like these that man created the Internet for!
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DasKonigsEnde
| 9
Dinosaur porn obviously
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DorkusDemitrius
| 9
The Cretaceous kind ?
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SouL_WraitH
| 12
finally someone is asking important questions.....
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
Tyrannosaurus sex
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Drakone
| 9
What's with so many people having such issues with blue tooth. . .
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MakeTodayADTR
| 20
Jurassic Park: Indominus Sex
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Wolfipoo
| 31
Why do I feel like someone has made a crappy porn movie about the that?
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Hyenayena
| 27
Wait And see. There's a porn parody of everything. Nothing is sacred anymore
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sirhavok747
| 4
This is why I don't understand why people always have their phone's Bluetooth turned on.
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rlak111
| 19
I bet that was a hard situation
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sstahpp
| 33
Stop.
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nfedrichy
| 20
Sstahpp
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ukeandfoodislife
| 19
how old was she? good think she didn't know what it actually was or you would have to deal with a little more than shame
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UhHuhHoney
| 20
Lol wow