By Nigel - 13/07/2015 21:15 - United States

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 459
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Same thing different taste

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at least she didn't know what it actually was!


at least she didn't know what it actually was!

mds9986 24

A few years from now she'll realize it. She probably won't say anything, but she'll know.

that's if she remembers. But the OP was lucky it wasn't somebody else. question is how old is their sister and friend?

JMichael 25

Am I the only one curious about what the hell he was watching that it sounded like dinosaurs?

Hopefully she doesn't embarrass him when she realizes what it was in a couple of years

How old is your sister? That is super sad. Maybe invest in some headphones?

They were obviously using headphones #2. It was the Bluetooth that made the sound come out of speakers elsewhere in the house

Never ever never FAP with headphones. You need to be aware of your surroundings. if you're using headphones you never know if somebody is walking in, creeping down the hallway, or if there's an earthquake going on a tornado or hurricane. You need to have your wits about you and be alert!

#18 Dude, DJ-headphones. You can have one speaker on your ear and put the other one behind your other ear. :)

#18 Or you know... earphones. One in one out.

PePziNL 20

Or you know... no earphones and make 100% sure you're home alone. Or blast that shit at full volume like you don't give a ****.

Well dinosaurs are cool again lately.

that's what i was thinking . but im guessing op just sounds like a dying dinasouar when he's jacking off.

It's comments like these that man created the Internet for!

finally someone is asking important questions.....

What's with so many people having such issues with blue tooth. . .

Why do I feel like someone has made a crappy **** movie about the that?

Wait And see. There's a **** parody of everything. Nothing is sacred anymore

This is why I don't understand why people always have their phone's Bluetooth turned on.

how old was she? good think she didn't know what it actually was or you would have to deal with a little more than shame