Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML
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Top comments
ohhboyy 0
that would've been great if 69 ppl saw.. haw
trixr4kids 0
HAHAHA dumbass
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uhhuh_her 0
17 - AIM likely. It reads it off iTunes, so if you're watching a movie in itunes, it still shows up as what you're listening to. From what I understand anyway.
firecrackah 0
haahahahaha !!
buryuntime 0
MSN shows vids I'm watching from Itunes. Always has.
Vasir 2
Oh, i dont use itunes for movies. anyways itunes only does .mov doesnt it?... most stuff you download is in .avi, am i wrong?
Mr_Positive 3
Just cause 63 people were online doesn't mean they all saw...often when someone's messenger is on they only open up the window well definitely not even ten minutes, and plus many of them probably have you in some group or whatever and hidden until they choose to expand that group. though it must be embarrassing! but totally normal, and those who are smart enough to realize that - know it. those that aren't - you shouldn't care about their opinion.
brenkite 5
OK Mr. Positive
im4evaonyomind 0
and yea, I know ppl that watch **** on itunes to #19
samus129 0
ouch that is embarrassing but my buddy has done that also
uhhuh_her 0
ITunes plays .avi
Vasir 2
.........I know this isnt the place to ask, but why cant i drag my stargate episodes into it then?
jpest17 5
what file type is it and how big is the file?? I had truble while outing a long avi. file on my iPod, only 3 min show up out of all of it!
Chanti_fml 26
Because the fluctuations of the Stargate event horizon are not compatible with the iTunes programming... Dunno why it's not working though. Try another file format.
Quinnjamin 0
Lol my track coach said that 69 was the magic number today (he meant points but its still funny)